#aph germanics

[hetalian-veteran]

There are two kinds of Hetalia fanfic writers when it comes to writing dialogue for the Germanics.

"You have people who will write their speaking lines like this."

And then...

"Jou have people who vill vrite their shpeaking lines like zhis."

[happi-patti]

i forgot to post this for so long but oh well here’s some smalls anyways

[hexx-exe]

Nordic (and germanic) Headcanons:

Metal

Norway, Sweden and Finny are the Nordic metal trio, I think all of us somewhat accept that, but they often meet up with Prussia, the germanic metal nerd, to listen to metal, often Rammstein, Sabaton and Finntroll, but also newer metal bands. At Germanic and Nordic family meetings, it always, without fail, ends with Prussia and the Nordic metal trio getting out their instruments (Drums, guitars...) to sing sum metal. Iceland, Denmark and Germany sometimes join in too

[arsonaetcuh]

Hetalia Incorrect Quotes part 4/? (long and thank you Google Translate)

THE GERMANIC NATIONS COMPARE WORDS IN THEIR NATIONAL LANGUAGES

Link to part 3

Friesland: Okay guys. What's your word for this in your language? We call it an "ananas"

Germany: That's an "Ananas" in German

Netherlands: Same in Dutch

Luxembourg: And in Luxembourgish

Denmark: Who doesn't have "ananas" in their dictionary?

England, grumbling: It's a pineapple.

Denmark: What about this? We call them "handsker"

Germany: These, we call "Handschuhe"

Netherlands: "Handschoenen"

Sweden: "Handskar"

Norway: Same as Den

Iceland: "Hanska"

Luxembourg: "Händschen"

Friesland: "Wanten", which also means mittens.

England, grumbling: "Gloves".

Germany: What do you call "Unterlegenheit"?

Norway: "Underlegenhet"

Denmark: "Underlegenhed"

Sweden: "Underlägsenhet"

Iceland, mumbling: "Minnimáttarkennd"

Friesland: "Minderweardichheid"

Netherlands: "Minderwaardigheid"

England: "Inferiority". Guys, I swear I'm Germanic!

Iceland: Alright then. What sound does a cow make? Mine say "moo".

Sweden: "Mu"

Germany: "Muhen"

Norway: "Mø"

Denmark: "Moo"

Luxembourg: "Moo". Wait a second. Netherlands, Friesland?

Denmark: This might just be the one thing we all have in common. Do not mess this up

Friesland: "Moo"

Denmark: Oh, thank goodness. Netherlands, I swear-

Netherlands:

Netherlands: "Boe"

England: And you all say that I'm the odd one out.

[ask-the-germanic-family]

If you Germanics are a family, does the make Nordics your cousins?

Germany- No they have some Germanic blood but not enough to be considered family. We did try to get to know them once though...

Prussia- So do you speak German?

Denmark- No we speak Danish, Swedish, Icelandic and Norwegian. Didn't you already know that?

Prussia- Get out

[hetaliashitpostingftw]

Germany didn’t understand why Prussia had his arm in a cast the next time they met.

[aph-edits]

[feli-is-precious-af]

OH MY... This is so old and precious ✨✨✨✨✨ Simply legendary 👌🏻😭