Dec 4, 2021
mangoball’s reinvention of modern satire will go unrecognized in history due to it being entirely fucking incomprehensible to anyone even remotely normal
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mangoball’s reinvention of modern satire will go unrecognized in history due to it being entirely fucking incomprehensible to anyone even remotely normal
any time phil and techno are on an smp together they just lock arms and yell “package deal!” like 9 year olds when teams are being picked in gym class and i think that’s beautiful
techno and phil both have an affinity for strays.
every night, techno will ask if they’re harboring any war criminals or children that he should know about. phil laughs at the implication that the two are mutually exclusive.
phil makes a game out of guessing how many new animals will be on the property each time he returns from a trip. techno lights up brighter than the sun when phil asks to be introduced to each of the unfamiliar creatures.
after lifetimes of war, they are surrounded by a family of their own making. sure, they have plenty of mouths to feed, but what a small price to pay for love.
hermitcraft!grian is like i am just a little guy :) i’m here to pull pranks and play tag and maybe partake in capitalism from time to time
meanwhile last life!grian is like i am out for blood. i have a hit list. i am burning my own fort to the ground. i am spawning a wither and purchasing a front row seat to the devastation it causes
loving that we all got to witness the exact moment grian realized it was time for shit to get Real. “they need to learn their actions have consequences” was such a fucking switch up from “we can still be friends!” i’m getting whiplash over here
you can say that phil encouraged wilbur to spend time with ranboo because he thought it would be good for him. or that he’s so blinded by his love for his son that he doesn’t see the issue in sending a known manipulator off with the most vulnerable soul on the smp. or that he sees both wilbur and ranboo being lonely and stir crazy and he wants to help. maybe it’s a combination of all of these things.
but mostly, phil is a tired dad who wants his adult son out of his attic for a day. and who can blame him