#apple-pie-and-bourbon

[madhouseofazoia]

i'm gonna respond to all my wonderful (really old) inboxes once the quarter's over this weekend. i just, urgh. i'm so freaking busy with school and extracurricular activities and people and stuff and i got some lovely long responses to get to writing up but i've gotta get my school stuff outta the way first. sorry guise.

[songtoyou]

apple-pie-and-bourbon said: well done you made it through the day honey!:) *hug*

Thanks! ~hugs back~

Luckily my instructors seem pretty cool. I just worry about the workload they will unleash on us. In one class we will have a quiz every Friday, but thankfully he is letting us use notes. In my other class the instructor is also letting us use notes, so not a bad deal.

[kaiijus]

i wonder what offended those four followers

Who knows.

[jakebugs-blog]

hephaestus?

Hephaestus: If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?

I think I would probably choose to speak foreign languages or the ability to build things/fix them (OR DRAWING SKILLS)

[madhouseofazoia]

TODAY IS THE DAY I WRITE ALICE HER LETTER AND APPLY FOR A JOB I HAVE A 5% CHANCE OF GETTING. TODAY IS THE DAY.

[madhouseofazoia]

Hello beautiful person! (✿◠‿◠) Once you get this you must share five random facts about yourself then pass this on to your 10 favourite followers :)

1. I fucking love hot sauce. It’s yummyummyummy. I put it on almost everything I eat. Because I am strong and my bloodline is strong and we will survive the winter.

2. Apparently I’m the near doppelganger of one of my Magyar great-aunts. FUHREALFUHREAL. like pretty sure klaus wants my blood for a sacrificial ritual tbh kalina doppelgangers heeheehee

(side-note: idk why i’m obsessed with katherine pierce. she’s a fairly shitty person. maybe it’s bc she’s emotionally repressive but cares deep down but still won’t let her feelings cloud her decisions?? I actually wind up subconsciously imitating her a lot.)

3. I’m fairly certain I’m allergic to the entire spectrum of human emotion. Also, probably mungbeans.

Sometimes I can be a bit of a machine/apathetic. That can annoy people. I don’t know if I was always like that. Was I? It has to be at least partially circumstantial. I just don’t really see the logic in involving my emotions with other people, even some of the ones I’m close to. Not gonna do a deep in-depth psychoanalysis of myself kiddos, but intpconfessions.tumblr.com/ is very relatable for me C:

4. YEAH BUT IF I CARE ABOUT WHATEVER PROJECT I’M WORKING ON IF IT ISN’T PERFECT IT’S WORTHLESS ESPECIALLY IF IT’S MY WRITING JESUS CHRIST

5. once in one of my many bouts of extreme sarcasm i convinced this kid in my health class that the condom they handed around was a ramen flavor packet. i don’t think i’ve ever been that proud of any other mediocre achievement in my useless life tbh

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hehehehe big thanks to alice!  ^_^ I DIDN’T LET MY LAZINESS WIN WOOHOO GIRL MUCH LOVE FOR MY BROTHER

there’s no way i can tag 10 people. i just tagged them in another thing. they’d have my head for it. i just talked about myself.

[madhouseofazoia]

Me-centric.

I’VE BEEN TAGGED. PREPARE FOR SOULSEARCHING.

Always post the rules

-Answer the questions of the person who tagged you and write 11 new ones

-Tag 11 new people and link them to the post (also tag me i want to read your replies?)

-Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. What is your favourite article of clothing?

That I own? My “I Hate Teenage Girls” t-shirt. There are lots of other clothing articles I like, but there’s this thing called being poor and practical, so.

2. What tattoo do you want?

Tattoos are essssspensive, but erm. “Nunca esqueças” in black ink on my shoulder blade?? not tacky and lots of sentimentality behind it idk??? or the really cool red-and-black açores bird and stars tattoo my cousin has on his wrist, collarbone, right abdomen corner, and shoulder (I WANNA BE JUUUUST LIKE HIIIIIM WHEN I GROW UP)

nvm i want a barbed wire tattoo around each arm. one tat says "i got this to look tough" and another that says "i cried when i got this"

3. What pet do you most want?

I hate pets. I kill them too easily. I don’t want to harm them anymore (on accident) and have sarah mclachlin after my ass.

(a big cuddly black dog idk??)

(but there’s this freaking awesome gecko lizard for $80 at petco with this fat tail that grows back if it gets chopped off so i think our safety track record together would be pretty good)

4. Would you rather be a famous singer or famous actor?

Actor. Acting is one of the few places I can be comfortable acknowledging that i have at least a mild spectrum of emotions and esssspressing myself

5. Current fave song:

ugh. ugh, let’s not go there.

(“Worn Me Down” EP Version by Rachael Yamagata. Lisssten.)

6. How much would someone have to pay you for you to star in a porno?

Well, this girl once auctioned off her virginity for $28 million. So, somewhere comfortably around quadruple that range.

7. Why were you given the name you were given?

Well, funny story. I have about 8 middle names because my parents couldn’t decide on one. It was like this big debate between Ana/Sophie/Thais/Irina/a shit-load of other weird French names. They settled on the most basicass name in the book and gave it a spelling variation that befuddles spell check and Americans to this day.

Also, hyphenated names were the shit in the 90’s.

My friends call me LK for various reasons.

8. What’s your guilty pleasure song?

Anything by The Exies (Ugly/My Goddess stop judging me for discovering music with youtube POV’s made by desperate fangirls at 2 am) and....fuckfuckfuck. “Ee Babo” by The Wonder Girls. It’s so damn catchy. Don’t listen to it. Don’t ever, ever, ever listen to it.

That or requiem for a dream by lux aeterna. Write epic, heart-wrenching masterpieces to it.

9. Tell me a crazy story about something you’ve done.

Friends, this could take hours. I’ve done many questionable things, but let’s go with the most recent. Well, most recently I sent a letter to an old friend of mine. I figured, last day of school, you have nothing to lose, she’s gonna be gone for the rest of the summer. I’m gonna keep this simple. This girl essentially ripped out my fucking heart. She was always there for me and she was the first real friend I had & I’d’ve jumped into a Zeke field and sacrificed my family to the mercy of Caine Soren for her if it meant she would have a good day. Anyhow, she abandoned me completely for unknown reasons and everytime I’ve seen her in the past year I’ve gotten this awesome superdeeduper feeling I can only compare to getting my organs shredded to pieces inside of me and superdepression & severe emotional constipation blahblahblah

so i sent her this letter with all of my feelings inside of it. I stayed up till 2 writing it. I didn’t have much to do but awkwardly fumble it at her last period and walk away. And we wound up having this horribly awkward hour-long phone conversation later as a matter of closure and I realized I had been effectively worshipping her all this time when she was just as disgustingly human as the rest of us & she had no idea what the fuck she was doing to me the whole time and the most perfect things end for the most questionable reasons & there’s not much to do about these things but suck it up and move on. “Love has taught me apathy" yeeahhhh i stole that one from jannetti but you get the point

Yeah, that was my lifetime movie moment. Scuse the run-on sentence. But I think that it took guts. More guts than most people are capable of possessing, so I had to have been just a little mad to send it in the first place.

Also, something else you should know about me is that I fucking love geography and all areas of social studies. History is my porn ok guys i’m sorry for clogging the dash with Romanov stuff and no specific blog them whatsoever ok xoxo YOUR QUESTIONS ARE (FLATTER YOURSELVES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE)

1. 4 Turn Ons. Don't be bashful.

2. Height.

3. You and I go out for a meal in a nice restaurant. What do you wanna talk about? What do we eat? (don't you fucking dare say pussy) 4. Broken a bone? 5. Evah been kissed? share each experience.

6. In any fandoms? Name them. 7. You can meet ANYONE ON THIS EARTH. Any celebrity with nice hair/spiring politician you like. Hell, this person can even be dead or fictional. 8. How lonely do you feel? 9. Like musicals? What's your favorite? 10. Take vitamins? 11. A song that makes it alllllll good.

[prettylittleliarsxxxx]

why do you think melissa is A? :)

Because she’s literally connected to everyone. Especially the people who died. What better cover than “these are my friends, why would I kill them?” is there? She was married to Ian, she ended up dating Garrett (kind of at least), and it’s no secret she and Wilden were friends. They’ve all ended up dead. Ian only covered for her so he was a liability - she killed him. Garrett was going to tell Spencer everything - he was a liability so she killed him. I bet Wilden ended up meeting Ashley while she was "away" and told her some secrets, and Melissa killed him.Like honestly I think Melissa and Wren are the Bonnie & Clyde of Rosewood - not Spencer and Toby. Melissa is sooooo cold and manipulative and it really seems she doesn’t give a crap if Spencer lives or dies. Plus she’s tried to kill all of the girls…and she could have killed Alison! And not only that but she’s scary as heck, and she’s smart enough to pull it off. =]