#aprilweek

[lava-bros]

Sorley: “This is still an awful idea.”

Sipher: “THAT’S A FUNNY WAY TO PRONOUNCE AWFUL - oh wait, shit. I already messed up.”

THE LAVA SIBS ARE BACK AND READY FOR QUESTIONS! 

Sorley is on the left, and Sipher on the right!

[askboompom]

Sol: “We don’t have time for this.”  Simon: “Sure we do, we’ll just reply on our breaks!” Sol: “What breaks?” Simon: “... We’ll reply while on our breaks. WINK WINK.” Sol: “You’re suppose to wink, not say it out loud.”

THE BOOM AND POMS SIBS ARE BACK AND READY FOR QUESTIONS! 

[askboompom]

Scotty! How is your garden doing?

Scotty: [Good! Mr. King Koopa has been letting me fix up the royal gardens and the piranha plants have never looked better.]

[lava-bros]

Sorley: “Dress like the man you wan to be.”

[askboompom]

I have a question for all of you, who are you and where do you come from?

Simon: “Well we’re Simon, Sol, and Scotty Savage! Like it’s said in our first post! Where we come from… well you see, when two people want to procreate…” 

Simon: “You should know what happens next if you’re old enough to be on this website.”

[askboompom]

so what do you guys specialize in, career-wise? any special talents of yours, that may or may not include your career?--even something silly, like if you can stand on your hands or something.

Simon: “We’re all lieutenants for the boss man! Haha, our species make really good fighters, so we’re perfect out on the field! In nature we’re all strong, energetic, and sturdy! As for hobbies, well, I like fighting, it’s what I’m really good at! I haven’t really thought about picking up something else to do. I can stand on my hands though!”

Simon: “Scotty’s got her gardening though! She loves it a lot! And her garden loves her back! They even help her out when she gets sent on missions! She’s got other talents too, like listening! She’s a really good listener! Scotty sits through all of my conversations, and doesn’t even need to respond! Haha, Sol says I’m just not giving her a chance to respond, but I totally am. If she wanted me to stop talking to say something, she would just say so!” 

Simon: “Oh, but remember when I said our species are strong and durable in nature? I lied, not all of us are. Sol’s not really a fighter. He’s kinda spindly and long, like a stretched out less cute version of me. Still a lieutenant though! He doesn’t really like being out on the field, probably because he’s squishy and weak.” 

Simon: “But that’s okay because Scotty and I keep close to help him out! Sol’s good at other things though! Like he’s really smart, and likes to do science stuff! He wanted to work in the research department, but they didn’t have any positions available, so they stuck him with us. He’s good at strategy stuff though, keeping Scotty and I, mostly me though, from just running out without any sort of plan! And he’s got some other tricks up his sleeves! Literally! Hehe! I guess you could say his hobby is all the nerd stuff he does, like breaking down power ups and combining them and stuff! I don’t know what it means but it helps us in a pickle!”

[lava-bros]

everything seems perfectly fine so i'll ask this: how do you style your hair? just wondering cause you know, lava and stuff. is it like a flesh mortal's hair styling or what

Sipher: “That’s easy! We don’t have hair! We’re bald and we got fire on top! But we can totally make that fire into whatever form we want. I personally like the ponytail, but sometimes I like t’ spice things up. We can even make beards like what Sorley got!”

[lava-bros]

Wait... Sorley and Sipher? What happened to Splorch and Spiorch??

Sipher: “Well we are splorches… That’s our species? I don’t know who or what Spiorch is though. So I dunno what happened to them, I never met them. Maybe Bob knows… I’ll ask him later.”