#ara.chnid.

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behold, new hyperfixation

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guess wht today isss :3

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random art dump bleeehh

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let me all remind you how fucking woke and inclusive captain underpants is

1, HAROLD IS LITERALLY CANONICALLY GAY. he has a HUSBAND and KIDS.

AND NO ONE HAS COMPLAINED.

2, one of the main characters is a poc (george)

3, george and harold canon have adhd (mental illness awareness !!)

4, not every character is a blonde, skinny, white person. in fact, most of the characters end up looking plus sized. really only older george and harold, seen WAY later in the books, are skinny. as a plus size person myself, that feels so nice

5, in the og books, theres no real love interest (to my knowladge). this means dav wasnt focused on making captain or krupp a lover; hes focused on the story and plot which can be kinda rare as people try to force love onto characters (yes i know he has edith in the movie but shhh shes my wife its okay)

some of them might be long shots and i will argue with these points until the DAY I DIE.

i dont care WHAT you say these make sense in my brain and make me super happy

thank you for coming to my underpant rant

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Do you like Kruppie or misty more or whatever the bob thing is

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HE MAY NOT LOOK LIKE HE GETS BITCHES, BUT HONEY THAT DICK WAS 11 INCHES 🗣️

(canon au size reveal, thank me later)

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hey guys just reminding you i exist heres a few wips and random art

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"you dont think krupp is actually aesthetically pleasing, do y-"

YES I DO AND ILL BE LOUD AND PROUD ABOUT IT.

im so fucking attracted to him it is NOT EVEN FUNNY. he may look stupid to you but i get a RAGING boner whenever he comes on my screen like oh my GOD.

YOU CANNOT TELL ME HES NOT FUCKING SEXY LOOK AT HOW ABGRY HE GETS. LOOK AT HIS FACE. IS IT NOT KISSABLE.

hes so FUCKING STUPID looking but im actually so FUCKING infatuated with a fat 45 year old man. hes literally so attractive in my eyes and no one can make me think OTHERWISE.

look at how happy and evil he is.

holy FUCKING SHIT KRUPP. whyd they go so hard on an elementary school principal im seething so bad.