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Misha: Okay, we gotta get through this locked door, Arash give me your credit card.

Arash, handing it over: Here.

Misha, pocketing it: Cool. Theo, kick the door down.

Arash: Honestly, am I in hell?

Misha: No Arash. If you were in hell, you would be on the throne and the devil would be packing.

Misha: I’m a confident driver

Arash: You almost crashed us into a mountain

Misha: ...confidently

Arash: [sarcastically] That’s a great use of taxpayer funds.

Misha: Not my problem though. ‘Cause I don’t pay taxes.

Arash: You’re a terrible driver! Either be more careful or you shouldn’t drive at all!

Misha: I am careful.

Arash: No, you’re not.

Misha: Well, other people are.

Arash: What’s that got to do with it?

Misha: They’ll keep out of my way. It takes two to make an accident.

Ai: You’re so tall, do you play basketball?

Arash: No, do you play mini-golf?

Arash: Name two cabinet-level positions.

Ai: That's easy. There's the higher one for the glasses, and the lower ones for the pots and pans.

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