#arcane lorris

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Lorris: You've been drinking.

Vi: What makes you think so?

Lorris: There's a bottle of vodka on your coffee table.

Vi: The bottle is full and unopened.

Lorris: There's an empty bottle in your trash.

Vi: I haven't taken out the trash in weeks.

Lorris: What?!

Vi: What?