#archi wheezes

[archi-pelago]

my dogs woke me up at 5 am. spinning and playing and whining and trying to jump on my face. what could they possibly want? well to answer your question they somehow drank ALL the water in the bedroom water bowl like the fucking greedy bastards they are, and wanted EVEN MORE water. I remind these are football sized dogs

I release them into the living room to get more water. they get more water. suck that shit down like they were deprived of it for days (they were not. they just fucking drank the entire waterbowl in the bedroom) only to proceed to ROCKET back into the bedroom, hop onto the bed, and start spinning in high speed circles whilst warbling

what the fuck, guys

im exhausted, guys

shut the fuck UP, guys

never. they will continue to spin for the next 2 hours

[archi-pelago]

i have a longstanding problem of assuming im neurotypical and just bad at life when i do shit like set my phone forward by seven minutes so i always end up having more time in the mornings than i think, but i dont set it forward by an even number bc that would make me complacent. odd numbers are harder for me mathematically solve first thing in the morning so when im checking the time on my phone in the mornings i stop to take whatever time it currently is and minus seven minutes to get the actual time. and by that point im more awake than if it was set ahead by an easy ten or eight minutes. i fundamentally think nine has a brazen attitude and seven is a well meaning but oftentimes destructive number so i can relate to her more. and naturally five minutes just isnt enough time to give myself. seven is a reliable number

[archi-pelago]

figuring out how to make candy that looks like soul gems from skyrim. in theory, this shouldn't be hard - I already have a 3d printed base, and making a silicone mold is easy enough. however, I'm a crazy rat bastard so I've been following each fractal and applying defraction film across them so that hopefully the mold will pick up the thin angle of the rainbow refraction, so in combination with the luster dust, it'll give off that rainbow you see in game when you turn it about

if all goes well it will taste like green apples. if I don't fuck this up severely

[archi-pelago]

you guys ever had a head cold so bad it made the roots of your teeth ache. asking for a friend

[archi-pelago]

whoa !!! look at that! isnt it cool how for no discernible reason my whole body is slowly covering in hives. this can only mean good things

[archi-pelago]

I came home early from work because I was having a terrible allergic reaction to something that was making my body break out in rashes - my sister was kind enough to change the bedding and the sheets coz we figured it was something that got dragged into bed - only for me @ 1 am to find my face swelling up too 😭 let me rest!! I am so itchy and I DONT...KNOW... why this is happening

[archi-pelago]

someone help my son hes very sick and needs 10000 photographs of dead family members to endure the atrophy of time

[archi-pelago]

lady who accidentally chopped her hand open last week came to visit me today and thank me for applying first aid super quick. apparently i did just a bang-up job on patching up her lacerated thumb, she didn't need stitches. It's all scabbed over and sealed now, so im glad that's settled and also glad she didn't bleed to death. also funny is that she greeted me with "its you!!! you saved me!!" and me, tired, not recognizing her, responded with: from what

and she replied "from bleeding to death!! my hand!!!!!" and then the realization struck