An Ark in the Works
So far, we think that our math teacher may be involved. Is it possible that anyone else knows about doomsday and is preparing for it? Since we’ve established that this is Noah’s Ar(c) 2.0, could anyone be building an ark?
Two people come to mind:
A close friend of the coauthors, who should not be named, never in her life has worn a flannel. Until one fateful day. Since around the times of the first discoveries, she has, out of nowhere, begun wearing a red flannel (lumberjack shirt) with increasing frequency.
Lumberjacks chop down trees
Our Spanish teacher has recently revealed a longtime passion for protecting the environment.
Our current unit in Spanish class is an environmental unit
Although this covers most areas of environmental protection, our Spanish teacher has a suspicious tendency to dwell upon deforestation
Deforestation=cutting down trees
Cut down trees=logs
Logs=planks
Planks=what is used to make boats
Some boats=Arks
It is as if he is trying to convince us that he is not cutting down trees
Recap: The following are important
Our friend and Spanish teacher know
The construction of an ark is definitely underway