Jun 9
Morning Voice
Pyrrha: *Wakes up with an alarm and stretches*
Pyrrha: Good morning Jaune.
Jaune: *In his bed, morning voice* Morning, Pyr.
Pyrrha: EEP! *Falls out of bed*
Jaune: ...Pyrrha?
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Morning Voice
Pyrrha: *Wakes up with an alarm and stretches*
Pyrrha: Good morning Jaune.
Jaune: *In his bed, morning voice* Morning, Pyr.
Pyrrha: EEP! *Falls out of bed*
Jaune: ...Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: …I’m just worried that Jaune might not return my feelings! What if he doesn’t really like me back…? 😣
Nora:
Nora: …Pyrrha, for gods’ sake you’ve been married to Jaune for eight years.
Nora: I can see him in the kitchen right now making dinner with your kids.
Nora: He’s even blowing you a kiss!
Prompt
Pyrrha is the type of girl if someone asks her what gender she likes, her answer would be whatever Jaune is. She has no shame that she is Jaunesexual.
Here’s a short RWBY story with Pyrrha being completely shameless about it:
The question had started innocently.
Yang leaned over the cafeteria table with a grin sharp enough to cut Grimm hide. “So, Pyrrha. Serious question.”
Pyrrha looked up from her tea. “Of course.”
“What’s your type?”
Nora gasped dramatically. “Ooooh! Like boys? Girls? Tall? Short? Mysterious? Explosive?”
Ren quietly lifted his cup. “Please do not say explosive.”
Pyrrha blinked, considering the question with the same calm seriousness she used before tournament matches.
Then she smiled.
“Jaune.”
The entire table went silent.
Jaune, who had been halfway through biting into his sandwich, froze. “W-Wait, what?”
Yang’s grin widened. “No, no, no. She asked what gender you like.”
“Yes,” Pyrrha said pleasantly. “Jaune.”
Ruby tilted her head. “That’s… not a gender.”
“It is to me.”
Jaune’s face went redder than Ruby’s cloak. “Pyrrha!”
Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose. “You cannot simply declare one person an entire romantic classification.”
Pyrrha folded her hands under her chin, utterly serene. “I can, actually.”
Nora slammed both hands on the table. “SHE’S JAUNESEXUAL!”
Pyrrha nodded without a trace of embarrassment. “That sounds accurate.”
Jaune made a strangled noise. “Please stop making it sound official.”
“I would never be ashamed of my orientation,” Pyrrha said, reaching over to gently pat his hand. “I am proudly Jaunesexual.”
Yang burst out laughing. Ruby covered her mouth. Weiss looked horrified. Ren looked thoughtful.
Nora pointed at Jaune. “Congratulations! You’re a demographic!”
Jaune buried his face in his hands.
Pyrrha only smiled brighter.
After all, champions were supposed to know what they wanted.
Pyrrha: I don't believe in "Love at First Sight".
Pyrrha: My upbringing, public persona and personal insecurities simply don't allow me to believe in such a concept.
Jaune: *Trips over nothing, launches sword and shield into the air* Agk! *Shield deploys from scabbard form into his crotch* Aaaiiii... *Launched sword conks him over the head with the pommel* Guhng...
Pyrrha: Forget what I said, that man is going rearrange my guts or the Brothers will lose theirs.
Nurse Jaune
Yang: So how has the new job at beacon? Bet its a nicer pace from being search and rescue huntsman.
Jaune: Honestly i like it almost as much as search and rescue. But I'm surprisingly busy lots of small stuff like small cuts and breaks. Honestly there's way more people coming to see me than I remember us doing in our beacon days.
Yang: Wow pyrrha whats happening with your students that they keep getting hurt?
Pyrrha: They're still learning and aren't fully developed with their aura skills. Oh Jaune honey could you get me another tea.
Jaune: Ofcourse my love.
Jaune gets up from the couch and walks to the kitchen.
Pyrrha: Actually Yang they have a crush on Jaune. They keep going to see him to spend time with him but they need an actual reason. I've had to talk to so many students about being more careful. I know my husband's cute but I didn't expect my students to literally hurt themselves to spend time with him.
Yang: Wow he's still oblivious. Hahaha. Beacon is gonna be a fun place for you both. Hahaha
Jaune - I'm sorry Pyrrha, but we cant date. Im a girl now
Pyrrha - [picks up a suitcase] Jaune , if you think i havent prepared [puts suitcase under bed] for just such a scenario, you're more of an airhead than i assumed [pulls out second briefcase]
Jaune - But….but I'm not a guy anymore
Pyrrha - Jaune, i love YOU , not your gender [pulls out a maid dress] Now put this on
Jaune - [takes dress] This is a bit regressive isnt it...
Pyrrha - Let me have my fun Joan , you insufferable tease
And time is running backwards Towards something I can't define I'm looking for an answer Go easy, girl, your heart will break like mine
Obsessed with the Arkos/Zira/Altus thing Centuria manga has going on. I wish people would talk more about it instead of the evil yuri...
The despicable prince that only likes one girl? But he's not your typical ~he's cold bc he's afraid to love~ character, no Arkos is actually truly a disgusting human being, genocidal overpowered killer, but he actually enjoys being with Zira and only opens up to her
And Zira is not your typical ~I will change him, I know there's good in him~ nah she loves his destructive side and idolizes him as a god for taking away her pain BUT at the same time is the only person that treats Arkos as a normal guy instead of an inhumanely powerful prince, even being allowed to criticize him, like calling him too skinny when they're in bed
AND THEN (spoilers)
...
Arkos dies and a necromancer brings him back but it's only his body and face, the person inside, Altus, is a completely new human being? And Zira has to take care of this new guy that everyone hates because all they see is the evil prince she loved? But this new human, who looks exactly like the man she loved, is a kind soul, exactly the type she might need to heal? To forgive herself for the sins of the past she and Arkos committed? And maybe they can grow together and do some good instead?
BUT THEN
Arkos keeps lingering inside that body... Probably even watching everything through Altus' eyes he just can't speak or do anything except for 30 seconds a day where he can take control of the body
Delicious, finally some good fucking food. I can't wait for this manga to get an anime I need more content.