#arsenicfathips

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

:33< be pawnest... do these jeans make my ass look fat?

n0w you i kn0w only have 0ne pair at a time, so let me think ab0ut it...

still thinking...

hmm...

eh i'd g0 more with 'shapely'.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

🤔

Sollux has on more than one occasion tried to convince Nepeta to wear his various shitpost clothing.

The problem wasn't that he couldn't cajole/bribe her into it, but that by the time he could measure, make it, and come back, they'd already be too tight.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

:33< sollicks hears bushes rustling outside of his hive

:33< a blue tail flicks into view, then dissapurrs back into the darkness! it beckons him to step outside...

np it's like five miles 0f sand and scrubland outside what y0u'd consider my 'hive'.

but hell0 again, i guess this means i didn't entirely hallucinate everything. assuming i'm not in turn resp0nding to a mirage. th0se you d0 get out here.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

?

questi0ns for the curi0us cat, hm...

do y0u think you prefer urban envir0nments now 0r would y0u go s0meplace a little more wild if y0u had the opti0n?

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

i said h0p in.

i'll drive.

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

🍑🍓✋ [boxer briefs, go buck wild!]

🍓 - Boxer Briefs, ✋- Permission to touch

This was an ambush Sollux had not expected. It had been a long while since he'd met up with Nepeta. He was quick to take up the invitation and make his way through the urban labyrinth to where he recalled her hideaway was. There was no way to suspect what she was up to until the alleycat had snuck up on him and promptly whirled around, tail hiked.

Briefs were clearly the operative word, Nepeta's ever-wide hips stretching the blue-lined black underwear tight against her shapely bottom half. Tight as they were they still did a poor job containing her wiggles, between the slow undulation of her fat cheeks and her tail flicking about Sollux was almost getting dizzy. Clearly this was the reason he had to reach his hands out and grab hold of her, fingers sinking into the plush behind and feeling the powerful huntress muscles below. He'd stay absorbed in these ministrations until Nepeta finally flicked him in the face with her tail to get a move on.

"0h, right. uhh. nine out 0f ten?"

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

:33< impurromptu bed!

Now here was a rare gift. Sollux laid out across Nepeta's lap of peerless luxury, shoulder's having to practically touch the sides of her leg just to get his head up and over the thickness of the huntress' pouncing muscles. A long sigh of comfort was uncontainable as his head sank into the softness. "shit ac i think if i pass 0ut here i'd be out harder than when y0u did it by force."