ah fuck it, got nothin better to do
dear non-hatchetfield fans. which one DIDN'T happen in an existing hatchetfield story
a biology professor threatens to shoot ppl if they don't sing badly enough
the entire cabinet goes nuts over a doll
someone slept with a ghost and that solves all their problems
the recurring homeless man is from the future
local abstinence camp counselors are not even remotely abstinent
birds get high from magic weed, tries to enslave the weed farmers
"latte hotte" is used to describe two separate people
one throwaway line from a song ended up being the title of spinoff anthology
spooky magic book is literally just called "the black book"
a character has a random running gag about climbing a tree
the most powerful human character is a tween/teen with a spider friend
im a hatchetfield fan already
obligatory rb for sample size !!
