hello? uh, hello, hello?

they/any, plural | fnaf sideblog | ceo of pluralphone | main is @thegeekcollective

[five-nights-at-artsys]

“Uhh, I wanted to record a message for you . . .”

[plain text: "Uhh, I wanted to record a message for you . . ." end plain text.]

Hello, hello! We're The Geek Constellation! We're a system who likes FNaF enough to make a fandom sideblog dedicated to it. You can call us Geek collectively.

We mostly reblog here, but sometimes we'd talk about stuff! And draw! It's just our little corner for Freddy's related things.

No DNI, just . . . please be nice. Don't start discourse here, we're just trying to live. If you make us uncomfortable, we'll likely just block you.

Dividers by @strangergraphics , if you're curious!

Oh, and one last notice. . .

Don't be weird about our fictives (Or any other fictives, really!). Please. That's the least you can do.

[five-nights-at-artsys]

despite how utterly baffled we are about the multiple comments we have gotten regarding our ralph looking similar to markiplier when photobashed it did give us the idea of wasian ralph so. uh. all's well that ends well, or somethin'

[bi-shop]

ok i've been warming up to whitesidy

[bi-shop]

we are so excited to announce that we will be opening the Children's Pizza Restaurant from the hit horror game franchise There's Murders At This Children's Pizza Restaurant

[eternalordeal-archive]

Chat i think he kind of knows

[arkarti]

more henry x edwin? Plsss

I love your art so much, never stop cooking :3

glad you like it! 😊

they are talking about their fursonas!

[weirdstaffbot]

Are you excited for the new restaurant

[five-nights-at-artsys]

this ralph doodle makes me giggle so much please have it

[tuoyfreddy]

so far I’ve gathered is that Henry is Geppetto who thinks he’s Victor Frankenstein and Will is Victor Frankenstein who thinks he’s Geppetto. Henry is like “by God what have I done this thing is a horror” and she’s like a neurodivergent little girl who loves him. And William’s like #ProudPapa ignoring the fact that his motives for creating her were far from altruistic

yeah exactly </3 its her first day on earth and she has no idea she only exists as a consolation prize

[parmaviolets]

parmaverse aunt jen revamp, this time closer to her design in the novel trilogy.

[parmaviolets]

when you're exploring the abandoned fredbears and dont wanna be the one to tell your best friend his dad seems suspicious as fuck

[statictay]

actually i do think its fun that theyre opening a real life freddy fazbears pizza location but it will only be accurate if its built on top of another fake pizzeria which is built on top of a suburban house which is built on top of an underground animatronic testing/rental facility which is built on top of a costume factory from the 70s

[paigelts05]

Errands and Approachability [FNAF 6, Renegade AU]

Redesigns for my FNAF 6 designs of Mike and Krasnyy. Because I didn't finish what I intended to finish for Phone Guy Month week 2. But it still counts because they are legally missing during FNAF 6, and the franchising stuff from FNAF 6 is Fazbear's attempting a revival.

It's so easy to go missing: just escape a train that's under siege from a bunch of animatronics that are actually built to kill, watch the train that you were on get destroyed by a Fazbear's freight train, check into a motel to rest for the night, and get woken up to the morning news reporting you as dead.

On second thought, that's a bizarre situation, but one that Krasnyy, Mike, Jeremy, and Fritz - the former guards of Freddy's Copycat location - all went through in 2004. Fortunately, after a few more encounters with the killer robots and the whole warehouse incident, they teamed up with a lady detective - Audrey - in order to infiltrate Fazbear's latest attempt at reviving their franchise: heavily discounted franchisee packages selling at an alarming rate. But the lady detective couldn't just hire four legally dead men, so they each came up with new names, but new names were not enough for Audrey, whom herself donned the fake name Aurora, so she also gave each of the guards a makeover, making them far more fashionable.

'Errands' Krasnyy Guy - now temporarily known as Krov Hawthorne - got kitted out with a crop top, cycling shorts, and heavy duty boots to compliment the fact that he'd be doing all of the sneaking around for 'Aurora'. He was allowed to grab a brown hoodie to feel more like himself without giving the game away. He also had to hide those injuries that he got during the warehouse incident, and that old scar down his neck, lest Fazbear's connect Krov's wounds to Krasnyy's.

'Approachability' Mike Schmidt - now temporarily known as Cecil Rosemont - got dolled up with a silky halter-neck(ish) mini-dress to be worn as a shirt, some 3/4 length trousers to be worn underneath, and some more fashionable boots to compliment the fact that he'd need to be the approachable security guard of the restaurant. Being the only one of 'Aurora's employees' to have used a fake identity previously, Audrey knew that he'd not give the game away so easily, so she didn't stop him from wearing that black cardigan of his.

[just-bee-lieve]

somewhere safe

[vern-circuits]

Henry and his evil parasite (au art)

[aftonart20]

Short little comic page I made a while ago - Charlie and Lizzie are friends in my AU :)

[five-nights-at-artsys]

surprise, motherfuckers

au rename! sort of. we might use fazgeeksverse as like. a collective Thing in case we make non-canon aus but we do have a proper name for the main 'verse now -- distant flickerings au! (yes, from headlock by imogen heap. can you tell it's our favourite song of all time)