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[mixingpumpkins]

Overheard at the Hog's Head:

*dad of 2 kids pointing a wand at empty glass of butterbeer* "Drinkus fillus!" *nothing happens* "This wand is bullshit."

Mom: "That's 'cause you're a Muggle, dipshit."

Kid 1: "Is 'dipshit' like 'Mudblood'?"

Mom: "...Yes."

Kid 2: "But how can he be a Muggle AND a Mudblood?"

Mom: "...You know what? Drink your pumpkin juice."