Jul 17, 2019
asgardheir replied to your post: “ Look, if Þór is going, I’m beyond in. Also if...
“Join me, my friend!”
“ It’s either going to be aliens or some type of government/military secrets which, regardless, is worth it. ”
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asgardheir replied to your post: “ Look, if Þór is going, I’m beyond in. Also if...
“Join me, my friend!”
“ It’s either going to be aliens or some type of government/military secrets which, regardless, is worth it. ”
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The Amazon grinned and looked down at her sword before returning her gaze to the Asgardian. “Thank you...” she said stepping closer. “I don’t believe I’ve actually seen your axe,” the Amazon noted. “I’d love to see it.”
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There was a sigh that escapes her lips as she looks at Thor. “Who taught you that word?” He had been saying it ever since he came back from Midgard.
asgardheir replied to your post: a mental image as a bit of dash commentary: peter...
DFHVDHDFHFDV PETER PLEASE
LOOK, my peter 100% fanboy crushes on thor and would probably not know what to do with himself if he met thor. including stumbling over his own words and making stupid mistakes if they met in the middle of one of peter’s friendly neighborhood fights.
peter, while being stabbed: holy shit it’s thor
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“Look, not that I’m 100% for the idea, but isn’t S.H.I.E.L.D. going to get mad if we help people break into Area 51? Because I’m sure your track record with them is great, but mine?”
“I’m probably still on S.H.I.E.L.D.’s shit list, so unless you can make sure that Fury himself won’t snipe me out of the air mid-flight, I think I’m going to pass.”
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1. They go to all the tastings; wine, beer, food, you name it. They also clear out all the food and drink. It is quite the spectacle when no one expects a pair of Asgardians to show up. 2. Every now and then Thor and Valkyrie take a trip to IKEA. Sometimes it’s because they actually need new furniture but mostly it’s to play hide-and-seek-tag. Loki may or may not tag along every one in a while.
3. In battle, they take turns yeeting the other at their foes. It is both very effective and tons of fun. Who wants a hammer brandishing, god of thunder or a pissed off Valkyrie hurtling towards you?? Didn’t think so.
4. Thor and Val play rock, paper, scissors, hammer, sword. It’s more of a gag game really because hammer crushes all and sword stabs everything.
“You know...” He pauses, eyes studying her as the two eat opposite of each other. “You’d make a great queen one day.”
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Valkyrie looks up from her pitas, slightly caught off guard by the compliment. The warrior is a natural born leader, but for millennia she had only been in charge of other fighters. She gives Thor a pointed look and once she’s finished chewing asks, “What are you going on about?” Following the question is a long slurp from her soda.
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“What do Asgardians do for fun? What kind of pets do you normally have? How do people decide which kinds of weapons they wanna use? Have the Avengers ever been to Asgard? Have any mortals every been to Asgard? How many of the other nine realms have you been to? Is there really a serpent wrapped around the world waiting for the end of times?” And the questions go on and on and on.