#asherxruby

[rubyrosedemon]

Originally posted here Ruby straightened her jacket, shook her hand out, and flashed Asher a look before walking away. The woman had touched him too many times while they were ‘just talking’ and Ruby was not having any of it. He could follow her if he wished but she didn’t even remotely slow down until she pushed open the front doors and was greeted by cold air. 

[rubyrosedemon]

@comeandplaybambi asked: ✩ Send ‘✩’ for the following: Disagreements: Who is more likely to raise their voice? Probably Asher, Ruby’s not much of a yeller but Asher isn’t particularly either.  Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Ruby walks away a lot, but she never makes it far.  Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Neither, but it’ll depend on the verse.  Who trashes the house? Neither, they’re not that dramatic.  Do either of them get physical? Gosh no.  How often do they argue/disagree? Frequently, but who doesn’t like angry sex? Who is the first to apologise? Ruby, normally in the way of kissing.  Sex: Who is on top? Ruby likes to be.  Who is on the bottom? So I guess Asher, but if they’re somewhere new Ruby would rather be on the bottom for privacy.  Who has the strangest desires? Their desires are usually made up of locations Any kinks? A few... Who’s dominant in bed? Definitely Asher.  Is head ever in the equation? Always.  If so, who is better at performing it? Oh, most definitely Asher.  Ever had sex in public? Only all the time. Who moans the most? Ruby takes this one.  Who leaves the most marks? Probably Ruby, tbh.  Who screams the loudest? Again, Ruby.  Who is the more experienced of the two? Well Ruby has a few thousand years on him so...  Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? They fuck. Rough or soft? Rough, passionate, needy.  How long do they usually last? They can last longer than average.  Is protection used? Not really, no.  Does it ever get boring? Heck no.  Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Probably somewhere super public. Ruby is forever teasing him when they’re out and they can get carried away. 

Family: Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? They have planned to have a family.  If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Ruby would like two.  Who is the favorite parent? Asher, by far.  Who is the authoritative parent? Ruby, but not in a harsh way. She just wouldn’t raise delinquents.  Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Probably Ruby in spite of the above question.  Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Oooh, I know Ruby doesn’t have much of a sweet tooth so she isn’t particularly likely to keep them around, but I don’t think Asher would do that either.  Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Ruby, much to their chagrin.  Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Ruby, although she will bring Asher along when he’s available.  Who changes the diapers? They’re considerate of one another so they take turns.  Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Ruby, she doesn’t sleep much anyway.  Who spends the most time with the children? Ruby, only because Asher works a lot.  Who packs their lunch boxes? Well it’d be Ruby because she’s always up anyway.  Who gives their children ‘the talk’? They’d both try to do it and they’d get shut down very quickly.  Who cleans up after the kids? The kids would pick up after themselves.  Who worries the most? Ruby, constant-anxiety-since-kids mum.  Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Ha, Asher.  Affection: Who likes to cuddle? Hmm, Asher.  Who is the little spoon? Ruby, I’d like to see all 5′4″ of her spoon Asher.  Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Well, we all know who.  Who struggles to keep their hands to themselves?  Ahem.  How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? They don’t become uncomfortable.  Who gives the most kisses? Asher.  What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Anything to do with getting out of the house really, they can be known to frequent bars.  Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Ruby loves being cuddled on the couch when they watch movies.  Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Idk how many more times I can say that Ruby is the more teasing one? How often do they get time to themselves? All most all the time.  Sleeping: Who snores? Asher, but only lightly. It’s cute.  If both do, who snores the loudest? N/A Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Yeah, try and keep them in separate beds. If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Cozy up! Who talks in their sleep? Neither.  What do they wear to bed? Ruby changes it up between pyjama shorts and a t-shirt or nothing, depending on the weather and if Asher is home yet. Are either of your muses insomniacs? Ruby is, but she keeps it on the DL.  Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? No. Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? They be like pretzels.  Who wakes up with bed hair? Asher, and it is adorable.  Who wakes up first? Ruby.  Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Asher, he’s a lot more romantic than Ruby.  What is their favourite sleeping position? Ruby likes to sleep on her side/stomach.  Who hogs the sheets? Ruby, she accidentally rolls on top of them while she sleeps.  Do they set an alarm each night? Asher does. Can a television be found in their bedroom? Yes.  Who has nightmares? Ruby, hence the insomnia.  Who has ridiculous dreams? Neither.  Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Asher can, if Ruby is out of bed for too long.  Who makes the bed? Ruby will.  What time is bed time? Ruby will go to bed between 9-10 but probably won’t fall asleep until around 11.  Any routines/rituals before bed? Brushing teeth, cleaning up any small messes, showering.  Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Neither. 

Work: Who is the busiest? Asher.  Who rakes in the highest income? Asher.  Are any of your muses unemployed? Ruby, for the most part.  Who takes the most sick days? Neither.  Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Neither.  Who sucks up to their boss? Neither.  What are their jobs? Asher is a lawyer, and Ruby drifts from job to job. Who stresses the most? Probably Asher? Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They enjoy it, why else would they do it? Are your muses financially stable? Yes, Asher is good at saving and taking care of them. Home: Who does the washing? Ruby Who takes out the trash? Asher Who does the ironing? Ruby Who does the cooking? They both cook, which is known to lead to sexy times in the kitchen.  Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Neither, they’re good at cooking.  Who is messier? They’re both fairly clean.  Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Oh lord, neither.  Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Can I just leave it at ‘neither are dirty, they both look after the house’ and leave it at that? Who forgets to flush the toilet? See above.  Who is the prankster around the house? Hmm, I can’t see either of them really doing anything that’d be considered a ‘prank’. Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Neither.  Who mows the lawn? Asher.  Who answers the telephone? They answer their own phones unless busy.  Who does the vacuuming? Ruby Who does the groceries? Ruby Who takes the longest to shower? Probably Ruby? Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Ruby for sure.  Miscellaneous: Is money a problem? No How many cars do they own? I’m going to say at least two.  Do they own their home or do they rent? They own it.  Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Human!Ruby dreams of living near the coast.  Do they live in the city or in the country?  The city.  Do they enjoy their surroundings? Very much so.  What’s their song? They don’t really have a song, a lot of the ones they listen to have different meanings.  What do they do when they’re away from each other? Ruby maintains their home and keeps herself busy. If Asher is away it’s because he’s working on a big case.  Where did they first meet? In a small town.  How did they first meet? Their parents used to take them to neighbouring homes over the summer.  Who spends the most money when out shopping? Ruby is very conscientious about money as she doesn’t earn nearly as much  Who’s more likely to flash their assets? They’re not flashy people.  Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Ruby always finds it amusing when people trip.  Any mental issues? Not now.  Who’s terrified of bugs? Neither.  Who kills the spiders around the house? Both.  Their favourite place? Ruby always loves going back to the creek where they spent a lot of their time growing up.  Who pays the bills? Asher takes care of it. Do they have any fears for their future? Not really. Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Probably Asher? Although Ruby does enjoy romantic home made dinners more. Who uses up all of the hot water? They both do when they shower together because things get s t e a m y Who’s the tallest? Oh definitely Asher.  Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? They do it to each other.  Who wanders around in their underwear? Ruby definitely. Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? I can see Asher doing it. What do they tease each other about? Ruby makes fun of Asher for being a lot taller than her, so it’s only natural that Asher reverses it.  Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Neither.  Do they have mutual friends? A few, yes. Who crushed first? Ruby will always maintain that she did it first because she admitted to it first.  Any alcohol or substance related problems? Nope Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? I’m going to have to go with Asher? After work drinks and the like can do that. But I see him more drunk dialling Ruby to come pick him up and she puts on a grumpy attitude but is secretly relieved to do so. Who swears the most? When tempers are flaring it can be hard to tell, Ruby doesn’t swear a lot outside of high energy situations. 

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♥ (cuz I had to)

Asher was a bit confused when Ruby kissed him, distracting him from the case he had laid out on his desk. He hummed against her lips and leaned into her, nibbling at her bottom lip, playfully, before pulling away. "What was that for?"