#ashleys talking again

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y’all talking about a possible hangman return tonight and getting my damn hopes up has me pulling out the clown makeup kit again

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“do y’all mind if a white boy speaks a lil español” oh you mean what everyone was tagging over and over again on a gifset of you speaking spanish here on tumblr?????

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anyone else see these gym pics of drew mcintyre and russell crowe? get me in the middle of that STAT

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someone asked dalton castle on his stream if he and hangman ever talk about gardening since he was showing videos from his and his wife’s garden and he said no, they never have… the three topics they mainly talk about are vasectomies, horses, and wrestling

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this is genuinely sending me, because “in philly, you big dumb bitch” is still to this day one of my favorite wrestling tweets

for those who never saw the original

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people complaining about hangmans return being announced instead of a surprise meanwhile I’m freaking thrilled because I had half a mind to skip collision tomorrow and I would have been PISSED if I missed it

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a texas death match because he wants to put his hands on mjf with no restrictions? a texas death match because he’s most confident in his ability to get the title when he locks into whatever beast he becomes to win those matches? a texas death match because he wants to make mjf get real and gritty and go somewhere he can’t be a coward? did he promise the stipulation because there’s a part of him that’s subconsciously tired of chasing the belt? did he promise the stipulation because he feels like he has to push himself that hard to win? did he promise the stipulation because he knew there was no other way to get mjf to even consider a texas death match? (but why forever? why not just while mjf held the title?)

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thank YOU speedball this is what I’m always saying