"You decided to dance with the Devil! So now I'm gonna mopped up floor with ya! If you wanna sacred sword, come and try to take it. Go on you freak. Beg God for mercy." ●This is one of my favorite scenes from the show because it really shows Maou's true power and awesome abilities●
TW: Kal & Victor are just terrible so things they say might be disturbing
1. What is a rumor people tell about them?
For Asiel and Alaina it’s definitely how many people they slept with or who they slept with. For Erasmus it’s that he’s a virgin. They’re wrong but they’re also not wrong. I think Stephane would have weird rumors ?? Where people assume scary things about him like he has a sex slave dungeon or something or that he’s so immune to all types of drugs that nothing can get him high anymore and that’s why he’s a fucking savage. But in reality Stephane sits in his room and eats ice cream.
2. How long would they last in the zombie apocalypse?
If there was no one watching Alaina - not long. I think she would be able to sneak by but that could only last for so long. Erasmus would be fucking dead in an instant if there was no one. Asiel, Stephane, Eskandar, and Ruben are def the top contenders. Kal too !! VICTOR WOULD WANT TO FUCK THE ZOMBIES AND I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THAT THOUGHT.
3. If they’re about to get in a fight, what song plays in their head as their ‘hype song’?
Alaina: 7/11 - Beyonce (I love to think this is both hers and Asiel’s hype song and when this comes on they dance like a bunch of dumbasses)
Stephane: Don’t Stop - Innerpartysystem
Asiel: Everybody - Don Broco OR War Child - Hollywood Undead
Ruben: Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand
Kal: Backmask - Mindless Self Indulgence (GOD THIS SONG IS JUST HIM)
Cesaire: I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys
4. How important is family to them?
To Alaina it’s important but it’s more like...the whole idea of family ? Since she doesn’t have her own ? Like she considers the Demonios her family so they are important to her. For Stephane he didn’t give a single FUCK about family until he and Alaina had theirs, but before he despised the whole idea of family and thought it was fake. The same thing for Asiel. For Cesaire I feel like family would be a difficult and uncomfortable topic. He hated his dad and was basically forced to hate his twin brother but he got the better end of it ? I think he would be confused on what like...constitutes a good family.
5. If they had a theme song, what would it be?
Letha: Stripper by Sohodolls & Future Nostalgia - Dua Lipa
Ophelia: Portrait of a Female by Cruel Youth & Violence by Grimes
Kal: House of Wolves by My Chemical Romance
Victor: The Dismemberment Song by Blue Kid (THIS IS MY ABSOLUTE FAV)
6. What’s a movie they can quote from start to finish?
Asiel can quote dumb humor movies like Idiocracy or something and Letha can also...quote those.
Asiel: Please speak your name!
Letha: Well, i’m not sure that-
Asiel: You have entered the name, NOT SURE. Is NOT SURE correct ?
Letha: No it’s not correct-
Asiel: Thank you! NOT is correct ! Is SURE correct?
Letha: No, it’s not-
Asiel: We already confirmed your first name is NOT
8. If they were given 1000 acres of land with no strings attached, what would they do with it?
ALAINA WOULD HAVE A FARM !!! SHE WOULD HAVE A FARM AND SHE WOULD BE SOOOO HAPPY !! And Stephane would join her and he would’t really do anything except cheer his wife on and Alaina accepts that
13. How did they find out Santa isn’t real?
Erasmus: Well, I was around eight or so. I thought the idea of Santa, this magical person who appeared from our chimneys who ate our cookies and delivered our gifts was absolutely absurd. There is about 7.5 billion people in the world and you expect me to believe this single man could visit all the children in a single night and do all of that? No. Impossible. I confronted my parents and they finally told me it was them.
Alaina, Asiel, Stephane, Eskandar, Kal, Letha, LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE WHO DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A CHILDHOOD @ ERASMUS: .....
14. What’s a personality trait they wish they had?
Alaina wishes she was smarter.
Asiel wishes he was able to feel empathy.
Erasmus (secretly and in denial) wishes he was funny.
16. If they were arrested with no explanation, what would their friends and family think they had done?
Alaina: Asiel got arrested ?! I told him he wasn’t allowed in that donut shop anymore !!! :’(
Asiel: Lanes is in jail ??? GOOD FOR HER !! Finally someone punched her ‘jail card’. So what was it for? Public intoxication or indecency?
Erasmus: I told Letha nudes weren’t allowed on twitter !!!!
Ophelia: Kal ?? In jail ?? You’re fucking with me. Kal never gets caught. You’re just trying to trick me into leaving so he’d be able to go “SURPRISE!” and break my other leg.
17. In 40 years, what will they be the most nostalgic about?
Victor: Do you remember the night we all went to the strip club together? And I saw that beautiful girl, with the smoothest skin. Candi, I believe her name was, with an ‘i’. Her body was almost perfectly preserved without the help of my chemicals for almost a week! A week with that smooth skin underneath my fingertips. I wanted to cut them off after, afraid that if I didn’t nothing was ever going to feel as good underneath my skin like that ever again. She looked just like she was before I killed her. It was the best sex I've ever had, what I would give to relive that week.
Ophelia: 😟
Kal: *Zzzzzzz*
18. How would they describe their family?
Kal would describe his family as “boring” which would be the reason why he killed them
I’d like to imagine that Victor’s famiy died in a v traumatic way ? Where he had to see their corpses or something which was why he turned out the way he is - so fascinated with the dead but i’ll get back to that later
I’m kind of torn on how Asiel would react to questions about his family, since he resents them so much I don’t think he would outwardly express that because that’s Asiel’s thing, you can’t find out WHY he hates the world but I feel like he’d be too upset to lie about it so he would dodge the question but in a v sneaky way so you wouldn’t see he was bothered by the question
20. Do they have any pets? If so, what are they?
ALAINA HAS TWO (2) PETS !! A German Shepherd named Orpheus and a Green Anaconda named No Feet or Nofie for short
23. What’s the most important object they own?
I’d like to think that somewhere Stephane has a picture of his family (with Ciro’s face cut out) and he even couldn’t bring himself to cut Cesaire out and he occasionally looks over it fondly when he’s feeling a certain type of way \
I feel like Asiel would have something from Natalie, his sister (I should ?? Change her name LOL) that reminds him of her, lately I have been thinking of killing her off LOL to increase Asiel’s angst and bitterness towards the world so an item that would remind him of her would be so so important to him
24. What event in their life would make a good movie?
EVERYONE’S LIFE IS A FUCKING MOVIE THEY’RE ALL IN THE MAFIA
27. What makes a person beautiful to them?
Alaina thinks everyone is beautiful in their own way and they have certain specific things about them that makes them beautiful
Stephane would find genuine kindness beautiful, just being kind not for any other reason than you genuine want to help and you genuinely care (tbh just Alaina in generally, if you’re anything like her you’re all set)
Erasmus is the same way with genuine kindness, but I feel like he’s moreso people being happy ? Because he’s kind of sad and grumpy and seeing people being happy and enjoying their life he finds very attractive (NOT ASIEL ENJOYING HIS LIFE THOUGH)
Victor thinks people going into rigor mortis is beautiful so...there’s...that
Asiel would also be attractive to genuineness but not kindness specifically, just people actually being themselves and not afraid of being themselves - but also Asiel finds everyone hot ?? so
I think Kal is incapable of finding people beautiful or attractive because he’s so fucking egotistical but I think what would peak his interest is people who are interesting - like if you can make him think you’re worth keeping alive he might fuck you or smthing or at least not kill you so that’s a plus
28. If they turned into their crush/significant other for a day, what would they do?
ALAINA WOULD BE SO EXCITED TO BE STEPHANE FOR SOME REASON like I feel like she’d take it as an opportunity to understand him better and she would just be excited to view the world from his “tall perspective”
Stephane would flip the fuck out for the first solid five minutes but then use the opportunity to take more pictures of Alaina in outfits or underwear he’d always want her to wear (with her permission ofc) god and I feel like he would love the opportunity to be mean to people while in her body just to see people’s faces of Alaina cussing them out but then he knew she’d cry so he would refrain from doing that
36. Do they believe things happen for a reason?
CESAIRE BELIEVES IN FATE SO FUCKING MUCH like he believes in zodiac signs and things that are written in the stars, if something is meant to happen then it would have happened is definitely his motto but he would definitely work hard to make things happen as well
42. Do they drink/smoke/do drugs?
Alaina is an alcoholic in Arc 1 because she believes that since her life is better now she shouldn’t be feeling sad and thinking that she has problems because her life could be so much worse so she drinks to “cope” with her problems and eventually Etienne gets her into drugs as well but after she breaks up with Etienne, Asiel helps her become sober
Asiel used to drink and do drugs like in an excessive amount but when he ODed and scared Natalie by almost dying he quit that
Stephane, Kal, Ruben, and Eskandar smoke but it’s all casual
46. What is something silly they’ve been tricked into believing?
Alaina would believe anything you tell her from fucking anyone she’s so fucking dumb and I love her so fucking much for it she’s so cute
50. What topic could they give a 20 minute presentation on with no preparation?
Asiel: Anyways, and that’s why the Ninja Turtles are better than the Avengers, any questions ?
