#ask 91

[redsargentgeneralsolly]

non you are a sweet treat

I AM NOT EDIBLE!!! NOT SURE WHERE YOU NINNYS ARE GETTING THE INFORMATION THAT HUMANS ARE EDIBLE (I WON'T TOLERATE IT IF YOU TELL ME IT'S FROM DOC!! THAT MAN DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT EATING HUMAN MEAT!!!), SO STOP TRYING TO EAT ME!!!

[idreamofopaline]

I mean, I guess you can take the mature route and fess up.

Or… you can use magic to fake a cutie mark and lie about your achievements. :3

[ask-firespiritcookie]

Okay let's stop indirectly torture fire spirit for now and give him something he'll enjoy, i dare you fire spirit to drink a bottle of hot sauce. I know it's a liquid but it's spicy so it'll be a lose-win!

FS: My favorite are the ones that are spicy as well~

[FS chugs the whole fking bottle]

FS: Ahhh~ I feel refreshed!

White: I thought you didn’t like liquids~

FS: Silly girl~ Some liquid are fine~ after all, gasoline, a liquid, is a perfect fuel for fire ❤️

[askmidnightspell]

Midnight, what is the rest of your family like?

Most of our family, on both sides, is....oddly estranged. I, er, I don't really know what happend.

[confined-to-one-spot-au]

I don't know if you are interested in this kind of stuff, but *presents a small variety of make up including eye shadow, eyeliner, lipstick, blush, etc*. it's made specifically for animatronics. It's washable and shouldn't smudge.

Though if any of it tingles or burns, wash it off immediately! Some of the ingredients used for coloring are unconventional.

-Gluttony