#ask a human

[esquivelle]

@ask-smokescreen

The coke that goes in your nose is not the same as the coke that goes in your mouth. Nose coke is a white powder and it is not good for you. Mouth coke is a brown fizzy liquid and it is not good for you.

If a human snorted a human sized briefcase full of nose coke then they probably need to go to the hospital.

If a Cybertronian snorted nose coke...I don't know what the fuck would happen.

Please tell have your anon tell us whether they're human and how big the briefcase was. I'm praying it was a human sized briefcase though, and not one of Brainstorm's toys. That introduces a metric fuckload of variables that I don't want to think about.

[storiesabouthumanandthings]

Back in February I learned that not everyone can taste/smell the liquids when they get an IV. The nurse said it's less common to be able to.

I think it could be interesting to explore the possibility of werewolves not having been injured prior to being a werewolf or if they were always a werewolf being upset about being able to smell and taste it because they assume it's due to the lycanthropy.

If we go with the idea that vampires produce a type or venom/aphrodisiac to make their bite pleasant, could some people taste that?

Do you have any ideas for other non-humans that this could work for?

*Asks are sent for fun, no pressure to answer within a certain amount of time or at all.*

I think humans can probably taste the venom\aphrodisiac but there is almost zero recording of this as most humans have something much more urgent on their mind. (Panic, lust, confusion) The few records are from willing donors to vampires.

The only others I can think of is like pollen-like producers, like mothman producing a pheromone dust, which o would think everyone would taste.

[storiesabouthumanandthings]

What is the weirdest fictional character you were attracted to?

Or if you don't want to answer it then just what is your favourite fictional character.

I don't mind this question at all lol send more if you like

Now what do you mean by weirdest? Like personality wise or not human?

Going with the first, and this may be the 2nd as well is Haruko from FLCL. This show was my first big fandom love to the point I have a tattoo of the P! Logo on the show. Now Haruko is a ageless alien, claims she's 19, looks human and is utterly insane and eats a friend? But this is normal for the show to gain someone's powers and can later be split apart back into their original forms.

[storiesabouthumanandthings]

What is your favorite spring flower?

I don't know what this means. What is a spring flower? I am guessing that's just a plant that blooms in the spring and honestly I don't know. I have no clue of what blooms when.

But for fav flower in general, got to go with Snapdragons. It's a flower you can play with. It looks like a dragon and with a tiny pinch, it opens and closes

Omnomnomnom

And when they wilt, they look like tiny skulls

[storiesabouthumanandthings]

what is your favourite way to eat popcorn?

Plain? Regular? I think that's the right word lol just salt and butter.

Now a strange rant lol I hate sweet popcorn in all forms. Popcorn should be salty. Only salty. It's just not right to be sweet. My wife likes different sweet forms of sweet popcorn, chocolate drizzle or popcorn balls. No. It should be salty.

(this and other things with foods sometimes makes me think I might be autistic. Just certain foods must taste a certain way, and if it doesn't, it's bad. Also the texture of beans in any form make me sick, the flavor is ok but the texture is disgusting)

[storiesabouthumanandthings]

what is your favourite Canadian province name to say?

which one has the best mouthfeel

(I apologize for weird questions)

I love weird questions, here's my favorite question that I ever got, that's from my other blog, @howlingwolf23 did you know you can make your butthole wink? (I was told that when I was 14 by a druggie family friend. Yes there is an answer, the full story is over there) ((you don't have to answer that question, it just makes me laugh to this day))

Now I am American, I think there's 9 but I don't know any for sure, as a guess, new foundland, Ontario though that might be a city, and Queensland but that might be Australia.

(one Google search later)

I was way wrong lol but best mouth feel, I say Manitoba. My editor\wife says Saskatchewan. (I have a speech impediment and I can barely say that one right)

[storiesabouthumanandthings]

Hey OP. Did you plan on made any of your stories a book or book series ? (Some comic or manga would be great too)

No

I would love it but no. My plan is once I finish The Captain's Log story, to print it out with all my other stories and one shots and do a self bind for me only. I would love a comic\manga but I can't draw well enough for that, too poor to commission someone for it, and I don't have any fan art on any of my stories.

But with my stories, I 100% write for me. I don't need it printed, just writing is enough. I was a solid C student in school when it came to English class. One year in highschool, my gpa was 1.5. English was never my thing because all the rules and definitions that no one knows about except for English majors. But writing these stories is fun and I love that others enjoy them too but ultimately it's just for me and to see where the story takes me and watch it build.