#ask box jukebox

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Dante bawling in his room on the cruise ship because he kissed the guy he likes and Aaron definitely didn’t like it (<- he assumes)

Oh definitely, why else would aaron not react at all to having kissed him!! it has to be because it sucked and he hated it!! <- aaron, who has been platonically kissed by aph for months now and is now used to it, forgot that that’s supposed to be a big deal

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Someone shows Dante a picture of Aaron looking like a cryptid and he just goes “god what a guy” with hearts in his eyes

There’s a picture of aaron at bumfuck in the night, one of those pictures with the flash, looks exactly what’d you’d expect of a cryptid photo—

And man is Dante enamored

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Dante, the most social person in the neighborhood, tripping over himself to go talk to the new loner guy after seeing him shirtless

There’s something so funny to me about such a social guy, one that claims to be really good at flirting and all that, absolutely tripping over himself to talk to this socially awkward loner guy. They’re so silly

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Dante fighting for his life against his 10 queer platonic romances and not being able to understand his own feelings. Does he love aaron? Travis?? Why’s his chest feel all weird when Zane smiles at him? Why’s his brain go all fuzzy whenever laurence plays with his hair? What is going on!!!!

FOR REAL. He strikes me as the type to be a little in love with all his friends, so it’s definitely really hard for him to differentiate between romantic love and the platonic love. Is he poly?Is he aromantic?? Is he pan?? Does he care really deeply for all of his friends or does he want more??? His ass will probably Never find an answer but. he can enjoy the 10+ relationships he’s in for now anyways <3

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Dante trying to be all slick and flirt and do the arm lean thing except he, while bright red in the face, stutters through a barely coherent sentence and then almost falls over but doesn’t because Aaron catches him.

Aaron just watching him like :|, this is a normal weekday

Loving the idea that aaron knows like a completely different dante than the rest of the crew. They’re like “oh yeah he’s kind of a big flirt, etc etc” and Aaron, remembering that time Dante fell into open traffic trying to say something, is like 🤔 uh okay I guess

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I think MyStreet would've been 1000x better if Aphmau was an astrology girl and made all of her decisions based on her sign and everyone just had to live with it.

You are 1000% correct. astrology bitch aphmau is my favorite hc and I will die on this hill

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Dante having to give all of his homies a kiss goodnight because he can’t tell which one he wants to actually kiss

Oh absolutely lmao. If you can’t decide, it’s best to go with all of them- nothing can go wrong with giving all the friends smooches

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I feel like aaron would rub his cheek against the side of dante’s head because of the fuzzy texture.

Fuzziness of Dante’s shaved hair vs Aaron’s facial scruff,, they create enough static and shock the shit out of one another lol