Hey how's it going?
You know that headcanons thing you did recently? " Dating the original Dick "
Would you mind making a part 2?
It's like a reader being jealous of Lute.
Or her relationship with Abel, since she is his stepmother.
I think it would be really cool, but if it bothers you, you don't have to. 🩷
Thank you for your attention 🦄🩷
"Dating the original Dick pt2"
-Ever since you both decided to go stay at Adam's cabin you had witness the rebuilding and crumbling of him. It wasn't something you fully expected but it was also something you hadn't expected.
After being used as the high angels scapegoat and shifted all blame of the exterminations onto him and the reveal that Adam could have saved his first family from an eternity of hell, He was struggling.
-He was shifting back and forth at believing he truely was entirely responsible for the Exterminations, To getting angery and saying it was Seras final orders and how his original job was to greet his descendants that cross the holy gates before twinkified peter took over.
"Hes not even the Real Saint Peter, peter took one look at the podium and said nah fuck this and left!" Adam have ranted in a fit.
"I used to welcome in the little shits that made it, fuck i even was granting prayers! Prayers Babe! With my kids! Helping them help those ungrateful fucks to keep em 'on the right path' Which Apparently now means jack ditty shit!"
-Then there was the days where it was just silence. Where Adam would just be disassociated entirely as depression ate away at him. Those days were hard as you tried to coax him out of bed to sit in the living area or try to get him to come out and sit at the docs by the lake. Getting him to eat these times were too hard so you would just be happy if he even accepted a glass of water.
-His phone would constantly blow up, something he avoided, you however were getting fed up with its constantly ringing and even more aggravated at the one caller ID that kept ringing.
So one day when Adam went to go sit at the docs looking over the cabins lake you snatched his phone up and clicked answer.
"Adam! You need to come back, the seraphims are talking about replac-" His friend who has always tested your patience voice rang into your ears.
"You need to stop calling him." You spoke coldly and firm making the other end go silent.
"Y/n this has no concern for you. Put Adam on the ph-"
"No." You had snapped, your wings bristling as you leaned against the kitchen counter.
"Your going to listen, and listen well." You'd start your warning firm uncaring for the other womans emotions.
"Adam doesn't need or want to hear shit about whatever the fuck is going on over there, hints why He and I left. So unless the high seraphim herself summons him to court, you can very kindly fuck off and stop calling every ten fucking minutes before i block your damn number."
You could hear rustling of wings a sharp intake of air as the other woman tried to compose herself.
"I am Adams second in command, My position in Adams life is much more important than a flin-"
"I am Adams soon to be wife." You snapped out a little white lie, Adam hadn't proposed, but you had a gut feeling he was going to before the whole redeemed sinner and suddenly redemption was real shit show had appeared. Heck even a few of Adams adult kids that were in heaven had already started adressing you as mom, and each time they did you saw how Adam would puff up in pride. You had no doubts at all that Adam was going out of his way to get you a pretty little ring.
The silence over the line was loud as you took in what you said but you didn't feel an ounce of shame. In fact a part of you was heavily satisfied by it. You had to deal with years of Lute overstepping into Adam & Your relationship. Always trying to weasle her way into it, tried to make mer bickering into large fights. Always trying to be handys with him even if he would shake her off.
"He had...Proposed?" Lute voice was something alright, gut wrenching for her perhaps.
But for you it was more so a victory.
"You are not allowed to call or text or contact My Fiancé at all as long as were both gone. He took this get away to get away from the courts mess and from your nonstop instigating. Do Not Call Again Lute."
oh how hanging up on her felt incredible as you took the liberty of mutting her contact as well for good messyre as you moved to thebcabins window to see Adam at the docs still. Worry coming over you as you went to call another, only to hear light knocking at the cabins front door.
- When opening it, you felt relief as you saw the exact Eden Child you were just about to dial up.
"Abel." You greeted in some relief as you watched the blonde look at you with tired eyes and a small smile.
"Hey momma" He would greet as you would let him in and offer him a side hug leading the way to the cabins back door that would go down to the docs and lake.
"Hes not takimg things well." You softly spoke as you opened the door and the both of you set out on the cabins patio deck looking down. You heard Abel let out a breathe before lioking at you with a tired yet knowing smile.
"Ill have him back inside for dinner momma."
And you knew he would.
As you prepped for dinner deciding to make on of Adams favorites in hopes to perk him back up, you would look out the window time to time to see Abel sitting with his father at the docs both leaning into each other as they surely were talking.
You wondered why the two had grown so distant in the past three or so years, you had never asked incase it would bring up bad blood. But as you stared at the two down at the docs seeing how they both were laughing at something, you genuinely wondered why had the two grow apart so suddenly.
You had a feeling.
By time dinner had came around, Both Adam and Abel were walking inside both joking about something before coming to join at the dinner table. Abel plopping down while Adam made his way to the kitchen with you wrapping on of his large arms around your waist and you could feel him press his lips on the top of your head.
"Go sit, let me serve you." He would mutter in a soft husky tone that always made your wings flutter and your face grow warm.
You had joined Abel at the table taking a glance at him and seeing how Abel smiled at you brightly, how that healed some of your worries.
"He's gonna come around momma." Abel had simply told you making your heart feel warm.
- Watching Adam leave the kitchen bringing out plates and silverware and cups then going back in to grab the sides and the entree setting it down. His eyes not once leaving the Bbq ribs you had made to serve. The same ones that snatched his heart when he first came into your own little diner you started when you first got into heaven.
"Fuck its been a while." Adam remarked as he sat down and you watched how both of the boys would start making their plates, Adam practically drooling when he had to carefully put his ribs on his plate as they were so tender and juicy they would practically fall off the bone.
Dinner would go brightly, Abel and Adam talking about music, which was mostly Abel bringing up some songs he was working on and so dearly wanted his fathers opinion (and approval). Adam giving his input here and there but other wise saying he liked it.
It was a good evening, one you thought was great as soon after dinner Abel was huggimg his father and you before leaving.
"I'll come back in a few days dad." Abel promised before vanishing into the sky flying back to heaven city. You would a noise leave Adam making you look back at him as you shut the door to see a concerned face expression.
"Babe, what is it?" You would softly ask as you moved towards him, Adam who wasted no time in wrapping you up with his arms and wings.
"They gave Abel my position temporarily." He spoke lowly as he held you tightly. "I need to go back....He can't....Hes not sup-"
You had calmed him with a kiss to his nose making him blink and look down at you.
"He can handle it until your better." You softly assured as you would lead the gain man to the living room to cuddle and watch some tv.
"You underestimate him. Hes alot stronger than you give the kid credit." You would tell him as you both settled down. Adam let out a deep sigh.
"I know he can handle it, Hes my fucking son! of course he can.........I just...didnt want him to be near hell"
"And thats understandable my love, but i seriously doubt anyones going down to hell these days, not when the seraphim closed off all of heaven."
Adam made a noise as he held you tightly to him.
"Fucking pussys, the lot of them." He would grumble as he burried his face into your shoulder making you hum.
"lets focus on the movie instesd of that for now okay babe?"
"Yeah...yeah....okay..."














