#ask conor mayhard

[kikhoe]

how is charles

He got a bit of a boo-boo, but he’s great! Thanks for asking :)

[kikhoe]

can u do a what kind of person jack is?

Jack

owns 35678 pairs of Calvin Kleins

his underwear drawer is actually quite aesthetically pleasing 

has a phobia of bugs

ghosts? it’s cool demons? alright

but bugs?

strategically places brussels sprouts in food to spite Conor

occasionally replaces Anna’s mirror with a poster of Conor

“I don’t know what you’re talking about? Your reflection is right there?”

gives himself pep talks in front of the mirror

they’re known to get a little out of hand

the guys have caught him more than once kissing his own reflection

can secretly whistle out of his nose

has a diary filled with imaginary dates with Joe

asks Anna to pluck his eyebrows

he tried doing it himself and ended up with Nike signs

has a strange box against the wall under his bed

when asked about it he simply ignores the question

only one person has ever opened it

but they’ve never been seen again

[kikhoe]

the real test: do you know your girlfriend's favorite lipstick? #cj

I do She’s always wearing colopop in the colorpop calypso or Alyssa And I know this because she always leaves them in my car and she always gets them all over my damn face

[kikhoe]

What's the funniest thing Kiko has done in front of you?

We were on a date and a bat flew towards us and I asked her if she had gotten scared and she clearly told me that “nothing really scares me” so as the date went on we went through the tunnel to get to the parking lot and the lights went off and she screamed and basically jumped on me and I didn’t know whether to laugh or tell her to stop digging her nails into my back

[kikhoe]

what kind of person do you think conor is?

Conor:

easily gets frustrated when his fitted bed sheets keep slipping off the corners

feels harassed whenever he finds brussels sprouts in his food

sees tweets demanding his new album and closes the tab like he never saw them

his current priority is collabing with enough youtubers to form his dream orgy

always manages to drop his food in taxi’s

the guys have had enough and wait for him to finish his food inside

insists on bringing cookies to the club

is offended when no one wants any

prefers a light beer but takes vodka bc that’s what everyone else is drinking

gets drunk off the 3rd shot

slips while trying to do his signature slide

plays it off like he’s break dancing

it’s too late

the video has been uploaded

the damage is done

[kikhoe]

whats your boyfriends name?

Charles

[kikhoe]

Tell us something embarrassing? #cj

This was equally embarrassing for me because back when we still weren’t dating we would hang out in the school cafe and she spilled her drink and it got on both of us but she went to wipe it off of me and it took her like 10 seconds to realize she was basically rubbing my…yea and it was very awkward and she thought I would never talk to her again but here I am!

[kikhoe]

Is Kiko pretty?

Kiko is not pretty. She’s beautiful.