#ask crank

[crank-casey]

How old are you crank?

"Doesn't help that I was forced to grow up too fast."

(OOC: Trying something new with this blog to see how it goes)

[crank-casey]

What are your thoughts on Tracy?

"Tracey? You mean Tracey Cruiser? Her? She's not bad. I mean, we've been friends for a while. Like... I'd say at least six or seven months now? We've got a lot in common; we both like peace and quiet, we're both, er... observant of the world around us, and we both like listening to the radio. Fender's been teasing me nonstop at the prospect of she and I getting together since he thinks we're such a perfect match. Tracey doesn't seem too opposed to the prospect... but I just need to get used to the idea of hugging and stuff being a regular thing in the future."

[crank-casey]

How do you feel knowing you have a biggest fan?

"I- Honestly, I feel honoured. I always thought I was the Rustie nobody would like or even care about, so even having one fan, let alone a biggest fan... it really makes my day."

C'mon, Crank, hold it together. Don't let yourself cry in front of them...

[crank-casey]

What were your first thoughts on lug when you first joined the rusties?

"Well, Lug wasn't a part of the Rusties yet when I was taken in; it was just me, Fender, and Piper at the time. But when he joined the group later on... well, it's safe to say I was... pretty intimidated by the guy at first. Wouldn't even pass him a glance I was so afraid of him. Heh... awkward times looking back."

[crank-casey]

Crank if you were in love with someone but you don't know what to say to them who would you talk to for advice?

"I'd probably say Rodney would be the best one to talk to for dating advice. Though, I guess Fender wouldn't be too bad of a choice either, even if he's a little... for lack of a better word... rusty, with his advice. Can't help but feel this question is relevant in some way..."

[crank-casey]

"Crank do you think I look beautiful?"

"Woah. You look... stunning. A lot better than I do, that's for sure, heh. N-not that there's anything wrong with me. Well, there's a lot wrong with me, actually, but... never mind all that. Uh... side note, y-you won't... mind that I'm kinda rusty and broken... right?"

Damn it, Crank. Pull yourself together! You've only just met her and you're already acting like an idiot in front of her. Wait... Fender did that with Loretta, didn't he? Does this mean... am I in love with her?

[crank-casey]

To Crank: Which member of The Rusties do you think is the gentlest?

"Lug. No doubt. Yeah, he's super strong and could definitely pack a punch if he feels the need to, but he's easily the gentlest here, second to Aunt Fanny, not just in the way he handles things, but also when it comes to us. I know that last part for a fact; he's definitely made me feel better during some rough times. Good guy, he is."

[crank-casey]

Who would you say is the dumbest member part of the rusties?

"I... don't know. I think all of us are pretty stupid, if I gotta be honest. I mean, we are kids, so of course we're not gonna be very smart. But for specifics... well, I wouldn't explicitly say Fender's the dumbest; he's actually pretty smart, all things considered. Same with Lug. Actually, that kinda goes for all of us. I'd say we're all equal in both smarts and stupidity."