#ask da cap

[capochin]

Hey Capo :o)

Drops a microwave on your head and leaves idk

OW.

[capochin]

I’m marrying your boss shitlips

[capochin]

I think you and godpoke should be placed in the get along sweater

It's bad.

[capochin]

Hands you a kitten. Good luck :)

WH. WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS. ITS LOOKING AT ME.

JESUS CHRIST.

[capochin]

THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST

[capochin]

Inspekta said he looooooooOooooves you

hohhhhh take a deep breath capochin

Of COURSE he does! I'm his second-in-command after all! But, ahh, thanks for passin' on da message...

[capochin]

how does one become a bizzyboy? signing up on a bulletin board? google forms? blood pact?

In regular sitch-y-ations, you'd go to me or to da big boss and tell 'em you wanna help out and either one o'us would set'cha up for trainin' and uniform fittin'.

We ain't takin' people into da bizzyboys right now, though. With da apocalypse on our tails we godda focus on da task at hand, not trainin' a bunch'a newbies.

[capochin]

have you ever drawn yourself a godsona. Would u make urself look cool as hell if you ever ascended. I would

Of course, who hasn't? Don't tell my baws about dis, but here's m'favorite picture of my kewl god form I drew...