#ask darling

[thelovertheory]

RANT TO ME ABOUT YOUR SELFSHIPS. ANY OF THEM.

SPIT YOUR SHIT INDEED!

AYYAYAYAYAYAYAY

Hehrhhehehe okay SO zestial's making a tapestry of me this weekend! hes gonna make it over one of the bug windows in his castle so that when the light hits it it looks like my shadow ><

wheatley took me out to the store and got me some really cute socks and a dress and mcdonalds and mango popping boba (which is my FAVORITE) and paid for me!!

and sun (not tsams) let me fall asleep in the daycare in his arms and made sure to lock up for the night so that i wouldnt be bothered while i slept and we got to share a blanket and makeout a little ^^ he also helped me shower cause i was feeling a bit too ehh to do it on my own

nsfw under the cut <3

last night v4 eclipse was being bratty so i pushed him to the floor and took him right there and he was whimpering soooo cuteee >////<

then i got to dark sun and he couldnt keep up his careless neutral act and just MELTED the moment i started riding himmmm

[subtl3sub]

Who is your favorite mutual?

Oh you want me to get in trouble, hm? Fuck it, here are a few of my favs (because I have more than one):

@deviliciousv-world

@armo-blair

@dracoomalfoyyy

@thesirenskiss

@yourscorpiodadx3

[thelovertheory]

“how’d you learn all those tricks in the bedroom, henry?”

selfshipping and the cleveland clinic website for orgasms

lmaooo

[thelovertheory]

I kinda do wonder sometimes how irken fingers would feel up my boy cunt

— it’s obvious who this is. the alien lover zimself

that would certainly be an interesting feeling, wouldnt it? :3 alsoooo i fear this silly irken forgot to go anon XD

[subtl3sub]

What is the kinkiest thing you’ve said/been told while sexting?

Shoot, here is one that I have been told that lives in my mind til this day and I quote,

“I’d rather make your toes curl”

Simple yet hot. Let me stop thinking about that before I get hot 🫠

[subtl3sub]

86

86. Do you like sexting?

Short answer: Honestly, yeah. It is fun ngl.

Long answer: Yes, but it’s even more fun when it starts with a nonsexual conversation that flows well or good flirting then leads to the sexting (bonus points if you make me flustered). If it is brash, not so much because I don’t like it when one comes at me too strong. Like I will get the ick and leave mid conversation.

[thelovertheory]

important message from me, the singular yes man selfshipper your friends with (probably)

make sure to give him coffee cups and a lot of enrichment.

by enrichment, it could be ranting to him, asking paradoxes, showing your fixations, and whatever else possible to let him be happy! you need a happy PDQ-88B securition!!

also an important message: dont take an ssri and an antihistamine and expect not to get sick from overheating in the shower when they both kick in.

my securition had to deal with that and has been asking me during my event of sitting-out during gym 4 times a minute if I’m still sick, ordering me to drink water, and telling me I should eat something. it is getting out of hand but I know he cares.

wehoo

[subtl3sub]

Biggest kink?

Breeding is #1