#ask death

[shadowtoons]

🐻 (only because of the way you draw evil birds. I'm relatively sure you are a 🐹)

I hate it here

[askvarneyakadeath]

Um Death your zipper's down.

"The fuck's a zipper? And why's it down? Gotta cheer your zipper up a bit it sounds like, get it a beer or something. I don't know, alcohol fixes most of humanity's problems apparently."

[askvladdraculatepes]

[OOC] Commission me?

Hey guys! I'm itching to draw and I really want to make some money to replenish my funds a little, so would anyone be interested in a commission? I'm willing to give a 20% discount on all the Coloured and Shaded lineart items to the first 5 people commissioning me after I post this!

Thank you in advance for any interest!! Much love, Adrian

[fallnangelcreations]

Death, which apocalyptic dystopia do you think is the most probable outcome for the human race?

“Oh, the pompous little gnats will blast themselves back to the ice age eventually.” Death stated, taking a bite from a mini donut he plucked from a brown paper bag; having gotten the pastries at a food truck down the street.

“And things continued to look more and more likely that it will happen sooner, rather than later.” He ominously informed.

“Those who are not killed in the strikes themselves will have to suffer nuclear winter. And shortly thereafter, I will reap them too.”

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[shadowtoons]

*standing in the corner of your room*

But instead of waffle fries I want Death from Puss in boots

[askvarneyakadeath]

Death it's the Bishop can I be brought back for once I didn't deserve to die

"That ain't my domain, dumbass. I'm Death, not Life. Do I look like I can bring people back from the dead all willy-nilly? No! Come back when you've got an alchemist and a rebus ready, aye? Since I lost my pet idiot, I'll need a new one before I can do anything at all. But that's besides the point, nobody deserves to be brought back but my lord. Therefore, I won't be doing anything in terms of trying to revive just some random guy. What's in that for me? Nothing, I'll tell you that much. Now fuck off before I consume your soul entirely, alright?"

[askvarneyakadeath]

"Hey hey hey hey death, death death death Come on what are you doing ? You have something to do ? I’m kinda bored"

Aura is a humanoid creature that was made from the concept of death and knowledge, unlike death, aura lives on the basis of fear, be it human fear or fear of animals and so on. But he is actually quite friendly with anything, knowing that people are constantly afraid of something. He likes to irritate Death when he gets the chance always mentioning how stupid some of their actions were but at this moment he is just looking for something more interesting to do, maybe he is so desperate for entertainment to go after them.

//Death waves his hand about, as if trying to swat away a bothersome fly buzzing in his ear. "Ah bugger off, I'm busy lad. Can't ye see I'm trying to focus on finding a way back to the world of the living and thusly my dinner menu? Tsh. Have ye got nothing better to do than bug me again, ye little pest? What is it ye want this time?"

[askvarneyakadeath]

Hello there Varney! I find you EXTREMELY handsome and *drops you this 🌹* *runs away*

"Oh? A rose, for me? How sweet. I'm glad you've got such fine taste, clearly you know a good-looking individual when you see one. Like me, for example.~ Thank you for your gift, I appreciate it. It's a very kind gesture, and that something rare for me to witness. You spoil me.~"