decided to make some mtq incorrect quotes and thought that I'd put them here (sorry if they're out of character- incorrect quotes tend to do that sometimes no matter how much you shuffle the names to get the right characters ToT)(also I censored the swears in the quotes just in case)
Gendaen: Operation no more distractions is a go!
not even 10 seconds later
Gendaen: Oh, look! A butterfly!
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Gendaen: Ocàyuu, you risked your life to save me!
Ocàyuu: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
Gendaen: Mysta, you risked your life to save me!
Mysta: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
Eth: May Destiny (and this picture of Gendaen eating shredded cheese at 3 in the morning) be with you.
(they probably won't interact in canon BUT)
Gendaen: gets a text Oh! It’s Malvox.
Zaïl, excitedly: Did it get me the stuff?
Gendaen: Yeah, it says it got you the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Zaïl: Wow! Where did it find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Gendaen: You wanted fake blood?
Zaïl:
Gendaen: I’ll go call Malvox.
(okay but this one might be canon /half joking)
Malvox: I am literally evil incarnate.
Malvox: I’m not actually, I just enjoy being evil.
Malvox: Which I think actually makes it even more evil because I’m making a conscious effort.
(he's thinking about his newest building project Eth, let the man think /lighthearted)
Eth: Are you listening to me?
Gendaen: nods
Eth: What did I just say?
Gendaen: nods
Eth: …
Malvox quotes are really fun because it is just so mean to everybody and there's a surprisingly large amount of quotes in the generator that are like that
Malvox: Let’s write Eth a friendly note, shall we? Dear… Incompetent… Dumb*ss…
based on that one post of Eth (you know which one)
Mysta: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Gendaen: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Eth: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Eth: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Mysta: Are. Are you speaking from experience.
Eth: No!
Eth:
Eth: ….Maybe.
Gendaen: Malvox, please calm down.
Malvox: I asked for two large fries!
Malvox: dumps fries onto table
Malvox: But all they did was give me a MILLION F*CKING LITTLE ONES!
Zaïl, texting Yele: I’m a theif.
Yele: Thief.
Zaïl: Theif.
Yele: I before E except after C.
Zaïl: Thceif.
Yele: No.
(the reunion, silly edition)
Eth: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.
Gendaen: But did I make you cry?
Eth: cries on the spot
Gendaen: …Sh*t.
Zaïl: I’m a fool, not an idiot.
Eth: We always used to do the Wordle rather than take notes in class.
Eth: To stop us the teacher would always threaten to tell us the answer if we didn’t pay attention.
(to be honest I have no idea what this quote is saying I got lost halfway through-)
Eth: I’m taking a look at your numbers, and it doesn’t look good. You have a lot of measurements. Quite a few variables.
Mysta: Is that… bad?
Eth: Variables are the #1 risk factor for outcomes. The past is a big contributor to the future.
Mysta: Isn’t that just causality?
Eth: Causality is the leading cause of death in this country.
Mysta: So what are my odds?
Eth: Do you have a family history?
Mysta: Of what?
Eth: Just, in general.
Mysta: …Yes?
Eth: Oh no.
Yele: Zaïl! I thought you were dead!
Zaïl: No, just in deep cover.
Yele: …But it was an open casket.
Zaïl: It was very deep.
Mysta: I have an idea.
Zaïl: A good idea?
Mysta: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Zaïl: An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
Malvox: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
Everyone is giving advice to Mysta
Eth: It's okay to ask for help.
Gendaen: You're not a burden.
Malvox: Murder is okay.
Yele: Your feelings matter.
Zaïl, over radio: Testing. Testing. Yele, can you hear me?
Yele, standing next to Zaïl: I’m standing right here.
Zaïl: You’re coming through good and loud.
Yele: ‘Cause I’m standing right here.
Malvox: Regular soda is too sweet!
Ocàyuu: Diet soda has a weird aftertaste!
Malvox: No! Ugh, oh my goodness. Diet soda is THE BEST! It doesn't have sugar! It's SPICY!
Ocàyuu: It has other weird stuff in it! I'll take REGULAR sugar in my REGULAR soda!
Malvox: It's SO SWEET like it's a dessert though! Diet feels more like a drink!
Ocàyuu: I'm going to physically attack you.
Malvox: Which is better, Gendaen?
Gendaen: Oh, I usually drink water!
Ocàyuu: Wha- NO!
Malvox: DISGUSTING!
Eth: I think I need a hug…
Gendaen: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
45 minutes later
Eth: You… you can let go now.
Gendaen: No, I absolutely cannot.
I feel like if anybody were to be the therapist friend it would be Ocàyuu. She seemed pretty chill from what we've seen of her
Ocàyuu, looking at the squad: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
Zaïl: Dang it, the printer broke while printing out Gendaen's birthday invitations.
Eth: Well, what are they supposed to say?
Zaïl: "Gendaen's birthday".
Eth: So, what do they say instead?
Zaïl: "Gendaen’s bi".
Eth:
Eth: Works out either way.
I hope that everybody teams up someday it would be SO fun to watch-
Zaïl: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl….
Yele: ….
Gendaen: …..
Eth: ……
Mysta: ..Who?
Zaïl: That's the thing we don't-
Everyone stares at Mysta
would Zaïl play video games
Zaïl: You… you said I could trust you!!
Zaïl: You said you were a GAMER!!!
Malvox: Zaïl… I only play mobile games.
Zaïl: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
why do I feel like Gendaen was a bit of a chaos gremlin on top of all the paragon hero stuff
Gendaen: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?
Eth: No, I said "Gendaen, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
during the Nelun Soma'o fight
Eth: …I'm pretty sure that shield is fire-proof, or something.
Mysta, eyeing the boxes of explosives: Alright, but is it explosion-proof?
Zaïl: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit.
Zaïl: Fruits that do live up to their names?
Zaïl: Orange.
Gendaen: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
Mysta: I forgot I was doing a test.
Gendaen: Mysta.
Mysta: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny….
Eth: Mysta.
Gendaen: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.
Eth: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.
Mysta: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements?!
to be fair she is a giant hivemind brain thing
Gendaen: I'm very scary.
Ocàyuu: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Gendaen: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Ocàyuu: And small.
Gendaen:
Gendaen: …Yeah, yeah. I guess.
Mysta: Okay. Hypothetically speaking, how mad would you be if I burned a hot pocket so badly it could probably fall off a ten-story building and be completely fine?
Yele: Mysta, what did you do?
Mysta: Take a guess.
Malvox: I’ve been described as a ‘heartless villain’ and a 'little sh*t’, but I prefer… 'has alternative ways of having fun’.
Eth: Um. What kind of tea is this?
Mysta: I boiled gatorade.
Yele: We just ate. Why are you making pancakes?
Mysta: For the dogs.
Yele: Why are you making pancakes for the dogs?
Mysta: They don't know how.
Mysta: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth.
Gendaen: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth.
Gendaen: I made lightly fried fish fillets for dinner.
Eth: Gendaen, It’s 1:15 am, what the f*ck.
Gendaen: Do you want the lightly fried fish fillets or not.
Eth: Well, I mean yeah.
Gendaen: So come downstairs while they’re still hot.
Eth: Wait, you just made them?
Gendaen: Yeah, I wasn’t tired so I decided to make lightly fried fish fillets.
Eth: Say lightly fried fish fillets one more time Gendaen.
I can never figure out what the possessive for the it pronouns are *faceplants* (/lighthearted)
Ocàyuu, about Malvox: Its covered in blood again. Why is it that its always covered in blood?
Gendaen: Well, it looks like it's its own blood this time.
Mysta: on the phone Hey Eth, do you know my blood type?
Eth: Of course, it's B-.
Mysta: Oh, I guessed wrong. Excuse me, nurse-!
for some reason some of those quotes are giving Legend of Maxx energy. I can absolutely imagine Maxx saying "slunchy"
Gendaen: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Zaïl: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Eth: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Mysta: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Yele: …put it away.
Zaïl in these quotes is kind of giving cool cousin energy
Yele: It’s Pride Month, you know what that means!
Mysta: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
Eth: What? No! What has Zaïl been telling you?
Zaïl, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, b*tch.
I mean they do canonically have a gun
Zaïl, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.
Malvox: I refuse to apologize for being weird or off-putting or slightly evil (or more than slightly evil). That’s actually your problem. I’m having a fantastic time!
Eth: We need a plan to beat them.
Mysta: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Eth:
Mysta: Judge me all you want, I get results.
what kind of conversations do you think they'd have
Malvox: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes…
Malvox: …And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Gendaen: …That took an unexpected turn.
Ocàyuu: So did their neck.
Eth: What do you three have to say for yourself?
Zaïl:
Gendaen:
Mysta: Oops?
Gendaen, to the Squad: The real secret to immortality? Not dying. You want to be immortal? Okay, that’s easy. Just don’t die. That’s it. Refuse to die. There you go.
Mysta: But how-
Gendaen, ignoring her: “But how”, you may ask. Well, easy. Just don’t do it. Refuse to. Say “no thanks”.
Gendaen: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!
if Gendaen somehow convinced Eth to wear a cat maid outfit then I think this isn't entirely out of the realm of possibility either
While planning to break in somewhere
Gendaen: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Eth: What?
Gendaen: "Get Help."
Eth: No.
Gendaen: C'mon, you love it!
Eth: I hate it.
Gendaen: It's great! It works every time!
Eth: It's humiliating.
Gendaen: Do you have a better plan?
Eth: No.
Gendaen: We're doing it!
Eth: We are not doing "Get Help!"
A Minute Later
Gendaen, carrying Eth: Get help! Please! He's dying! Help him! throws Eth at guards, knocking them out
Gendaen: Ahh, classic!
Eth: gets up I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Gendaen, laughing: Not for me, it's not.
aaand that's it for now
I will be back with more
byeeeeeeeeeeee- *disappears in a puff of smoke*