Jedidiah, go look up, "webkins milk cat," on the internet and tell me why it reminds me of you.
Joshua and Yvonne, I swear to God if that’s you- stop saying I did that! That was not me, quit telling people it was! I never drank milk out of a stuffed cat, and I never would. That’s an abomination- and just really fucking gross.
-Jedidiah A.A. Martin












