#ask proxy esther

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they are calling gloria a refrigerator because she is big and made of metal and hides secrets inside

No comment.

@pretty-prescripts

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You have been given one (1) can of canned experience. It is not labeled what it does. A paper is attached to it that simply says "take", it's unclear if it's a prescript or just a normal piece of paper, its very faded.

That is not a Prescript. It's not even a forgery of one. It's just a piece of paper. How many times must I make it clear that I am not going to consume suspicious unknown substances for you people?

[index-proxy-esther]

[Gives you a bucket of catnip] as an apology for a cucumber

Um... thank you. Please do not send me anything else.

*A few hours later:*

i feel so calmmmmm

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Has my neighbor's dog gained sapience and learned to use Tumblr, or has Capo Denis' mind been fully subsumed by his affliction? The world is full of mysteries.

[index-proxy-esther]

m!a KEMONOMIMI AFFLICTION ~★!!! you now have the ears and tail of an animal.

What-

I... erm... Hubert, don't laugh.

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[ PRESCRIPT: Do not follow this prescript ]

*The Prescript spontaneously combusts in his hands.* WINGS DAMN IT—

The hell... was that?

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fpoon

I don't understand why people find these nonsense words funny. It's called a spork.

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prescript tells you to go get a burger from burgerking trust

I visited your restaurant and left with some questions. Why was it flooded? Why were there severed limbs floating in the water? Is that even water? What in the world was that commotion in the kitchen? It sounded like the Thumb and Middle were having a skirmish in there.

I ordered an Impossible Whopper because I do not trust your meat-based burgers not to include human flesh. Not that I particularly trusted this one either.