#ask salamanders

[toothwalker]

so. uh, back in the dawn of time, I used to run a homestuck ask blog for the salamanders of the land of wind and shade (@asksalamanders). I got out of homestuck definitively when the alpha trolls flash walking around game dropped (FOR SOME REASON...) but I still do love these guys, and more importantly so does my mum, who has supported me so much. and she missed seeing them, so here they are, doing a cake dance. sorry for homestuck on main!

[asksalamanders]

What do you consume to keep yourselves from dying of hunger?

We like blue mushrooms - especially on that most delicious of desserts, cake!

[asksalamanders]

[asksalamanders]

This song was submitted to me, signed by the celebrated poet "Pooh Bear" (who doesn't seem to have a tumblr). Here is a link to the tune.

Salamander Love Song To the tune of “Waly Waly” and “The Water is Wide”: Duet: 

           Sing glub glub glub glub as you walk,            Sing glub glub glub glub on your way            For we do go to pick mushrooms            And I’ll be by you all the day. Crumplehat: 

           My love is gentle and so kind,            He likes mushrooms that are pale blue,            He like them hot, he likes them cold,            He is a wizard, through and through. Secret Wizard: 

           My love looks handsome in his hat,            And he looks nice without it too,            He loves me dear and I love him,            My love for him will e'er be true. Duet: 

           There are two baskets on our arms,            Both loaded deep as deep can be;            But far more deep, the love I bear            For my dear friend and his for me.

[asksalamanders]

[asksalamanders]

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Seize up your tablet and chisel and send a message to the salamanders of LOWAS! They simply cannot wait to attempt to answer your puzzling and yet shockingly meaningful questions! To be honest there is not a lot else to do here.

Direct your queries to a specific salamander, or just any passing native!