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9, 18, 32, 33 and sorry if I did repeats

9: What was the last movie you chose not to watch? My dad has a habit of renting random crap from Red Box and rented a movie called Gallowwalkers because it had “the guy from Blade in it”. I passed.18: Do you enjoy being single? It’s been a long time since I’ve been, but considering how lonely I get NOT being single from time to time, I doubt I’d like it too much.32: You are allowed one beverage and one candy for the rest of your life. What would you choose? Strawberry Milk and Reese’s Pieces33: If you had to be stranded somewhere on Earth, miles from civilization, what biome would you choose and why? Are there any of those left, like, that are safe? Does abandoned New York subways count?

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wow okay I wanna see you answer all of those but 1 THROUGH 5 GOGOGO

I already did 1-3, so:4: If your crush or significant other were to turn in to a ferret, what would you do? Would you still like/love them? I’d keep them as a pet for a while, and probably stay single for a while. After realizing they’re never going to turn back, I might start dating again, only to be murdered by my pet ferret in my sleep.5: If you became dictator of your country, and you can enact one law that could not be repealed once you are forcibly removed from office, what would that law be? "Terance may never be forcibly removed from office", duh.

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1: If you were of the opposite gender, what name would you want to have? Terancette. Nah, just kidding. I dunno, but something cute.2: If you could witness any historical event in person, which one would it be and why? Watching the moon landing live on TV. I feel like it was a huge leap, pun intended, not only for science, but also for mass media. Streaming shit from space down to Earth live is cool as balls, and if you disagree, you’re wrong.3: What kind of sandwich best describes your personality? PBnJ, yo. A bit nutty, a bit fruity, but over all nothing new or exciting.7: What is your spirit animal? Weird Al.8: If you could change your skin color to anything outside of the natural palette of skin colors, what color would you choose? Blue, because people would ask if I’m in the Blue Man Group, and I’d call them racist. I could also sue them for being in “blue face” I guess. Not every blue person is bald and funny, assholes.34: What is your preferred projectile? Whatever comes out when I input D,DF,F+P.48: What is your favorite vegetable? Popcorn.

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in the scale of 1 to 10 then what is 11

Either someone making a hyperbole, or number of the scissor switch.

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do you like to have tentacles for dinner

I’m not a fan, but Amazon’ll eat anything.

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