The humans bored her, and she couldn’t even really figure out why people liked them so much, granted they had great food, and the planet was sufficient for her to live on, but the politics and the constant bickering was asinine. True, she was lonely and finding a male companion would be amazing, maybe even help her chill out, but what man would want an alien?
It wasn’t like she could hide who she was, especially her tail. She sighed as she glanced around the city, it was nearing Halloween, a favorite holiday of hers as it was the one day she could blend in and not have any stares or accusations! She loved the horror and the sights of the bats, witches and all the other creepy creatures the humans had decided would be part of the Halloween celebration. Though was a pumpkin really that scary? She chuckled at the idea of one coming alive and chasing people, she paused as she stared up at a large TV in the middle of the city. “Clowns have been spotted scaring citizens in the local area, please be careful, some may be armed and dangerous.”
Everyone gasped watching the news alert and all she could do. She laughed, “Dangerous clowns? Tsk. Who’s scared of that?” She lit up a cigarette using the tip of her finger and took a drag from it as she walked off towards her favorite bar. Maybe she should start her own trouble? Kill a few humans, blame the clowns! That could kill some time, but could she really get away with it? It was so crowded, and everyone was busy shopping and mingling. Now her Saiyan blood was itching for some action, this was rare for her, she wondered if she was in the middle of another surprise transformation.
Either way, she had to answer the call. “Dammit…” She whispered as she rushed around a corner into an alley and hoped to find a victim, instead she saw a man in a mask and it actually startled her, “What the fuck? Isn’t a little early for Halloween?”
She had her guard up as she walked backwards slowly, sure she could take him out, but she also was a slight scaredy cat and the unknown freaked her out, that and geese, she hated those flying bastards.