#ask underswap sans

[asktheskelecomedianunderswapsans]

Thanks for asking, things will get interesting later :)

[asktheskelecomedianunderswapsans]

Sans: WHY DID PAPYRUS THREW ME TO SOMEONE WHO JUST TOOK A FRICKIN BATH!!

Later at the living room..

Alphys: Well that was funny, especially because he looked like a blueberry lmao!

Undyne: Yeah! i should say that event must happen again! that would be epic!!

Papyrus: I AM NOT GOING TO THROW SANS TO THOSE THAT CAME OUT OF THE BATHROOM EVER AGAIN!!

Alphys: Oh come on papyrus, that would be hot and sexy and funny~

Papyrus: NOPE! UNLESS HE TRIES TO TELL OTHER PEOPLE TO MAKE THOSE OVERUSED AND MEANINGLESS PUNS!!

Alphys: Alright alright, then me and undyne will make that happen again next time instead XD

Undyne: Yeah!! this would be great for the blushing face meme scrapbook im making!

( also this underswap sans will not be called blueberry cus he thinks he will be cute instead of cool if he was given THAT nickname LMAO! XD )

[asktheskelecomedianunderswapsans]

Sans: they took your money paps.. MY money that i gave ya..

Papyrus: You should know that they only asked for money sans.. so here! i’ll give you the same amount of money that i gave frisk! that way it will be fair! nyeh heh heh!

Sans: paps, you dont have to give the money that you still have, besides, that is also your hard earned money..

Papyrus: Sans no, take it please, i want to give you back the money, since you were always working since i was a kid.. so i want to owe you something, nyeh heh heh!

Alphys: sans, just accept papyrus’s offer, he wants to give you the money, plus consider this as a gift from your brother :)

Sans: alright, alright, i’ll take it.

Papyrus: REALLY! I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW! :)

Undyne: NGAAAAHHHHHH! SUPER DUPER LOVING GROUP BEAR HUG!!!

Papyrus: GRK! UNDYNE! NOT TOO TIGHT!!

Sans: wow so cozy, so cozy that i called fall asleep, get it, cuz it will be fall season in autumn :)

Papyrus: IT’S NOT EVEN FALL SEASON YET!!!

Alphys: true, lets just have a great time at undynes hug.

Undyne: AND I WON’T FORGET THE LITTLE PUNK RIGHT HERE!

* Undyne tried to hug the ghost chara, but it phased through her *

Undyne: Right.. you cant hug a ghost. BUT STILL! LETS JUST KEEP HUGGING UNTIL WE PASS OUT!!

Papyrus: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Sans: yeeeessss.... zzzzzzzzzz

Alphys: OMG SANS! HAHAHA! You fell asleeep when we still have other ask to answer!

Undyne: Alright, alright, i’ll stop hugging you all. * undyne lets go of them *

Alphys: omg, he really is asleep, i’ll just carry him to his room.

* alphys carries sans, more like carrying him in like a suplex pose *

Papyrus: If you carry him like that you are both going to fall!

Undyne: nah they wont.. NERD!! * Noogies papyrus *

Papyrus: NO! NOT THE NOOGIE OF DETERMINATION!!

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The man who speaks in hands.. why could he be saying that to himself? .... Nobody knows why, he is probably upset about something... .......

[asktheskelecomedianunderswapsans]

Papyrus: NEXT TIME DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! IT IS NOT FUNNY!!

Sans: Welp, guess i made you jump out of your skin :)

Papyrus: -_-.... OH! MY! GOODNESS!!!

[asktheskelecomedianunderswapsans]

Papyrus: By the way, why do you keep raising your hand up?

Sans: Hmm... i don’t, i just wanna raise up the mood :)

Papyrus: THAT PUN DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!

Sans: You mean it doesn’t make any sans? :)

Papyrus: -_-

Sans: Anyway thanks for the ask, we will be waiting for more :)

[asktheskelecomedianunderswapsans]

Sup kiddos, The names sans, sans the skeleton, i am starting an ask blog with my friends so if you would like to ask us something we would love to answer that, also this ask blog is from an underswap AU called “Clean Up Your Mess Sans, so yeah ask us whatever you like, we will be waiting :)

Link to the ask blog :)

https://asktheskelecomedianunderswapsans.tumblr.com/

[asktheskelecomedianunderswapsans]

Sans: Wow! your macaroon’s are delicious! guest it’s the maker doughs make a batter macaroon than me :)

Papyrus: Sans, really? food puns? sigh, at least its not that repeated pun that you use everytime we ce-

Sans: Celerybrate? :)

Papyrus: -_- are you freaking serious

Sans: nah i’m not sea-rious, i’m sans :)

Papyrus: SAAAANNNNSSSS!!

Alphys: Hahaha! guest he really is a punny and humerus skeleton who tries to make a skeleton of puns! hahaha! :)

Papyrus: NOT YOU TOO ALPHYS!

Undyne: Don’t worry papyrus, everyone is a having a grate time, plus sans is bone to make loads of punny puns, since all his puns are bone-afide since it came from his soul :)

Papyrus: OH MY GOODNESS! I’M GOING TO THE KITCHEN TO MAKE SPAGHETTI! AND DON’T YOU DARE MAKE SPAGHETTI PUNS!!

Sans: :)

Alphys: :)

Undyne: :)

*The three of them laughing from the puns*

Papyrus: -_- really??