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『2P France Headcanons』

➖ Smokes a lot, but not around children or people who have breathing problems. 

➖ Has amazing art skills, mostly focus on sketching and charcoal

➖ “Paint me like one of your french girls ;)”

➖ Has like 0 motivation to art, or do anything in general

➖ Smokes cause he's stressed 24/7

➖ Actually picky with his wine 

➖ Lost motivation in life but das what friends Oliver, 2pBadTouchTrio are for amirite

➖ Treats the people he hooks up with pure respect

➖ Results to him being a favorite among clients also for his skills ;)))

➖ Gives up on looking for love

➖ Gives up on life

➖ Gets dragged by Oliver, like literally dragged since he also gives up on walking

➖ Scared by Oliver’s strength, but confuse when Oliver asks him to open a jar

➖ One of the few people who want shit to get done in the meeting

➖ Secretly cries happily inside whenever someone visits him, even if it's his 1p

➖ Also can’t cook for shit lmao

➖ Results to Oliver pretty much living with him. Francois doesn’t kick him out

➖ During times of war, the bravest one and never leaves a man behind.

➖ Even goes as insulting the enemy to their face when captured

➖ Has lots of scars from that

➖Only Oliver can call him “Francie”, anyone else gets the Glare™ 

➖ Regrets not raising Matt properly, tries hard to lessen the tension. 

➖ Hangs out with Gilen and Andrés on rare occasions

➖ Aka they talk shit about other nations and get drunk lmaO

➖ This man sends a hurried drawing whenever it’s someone’s birthday, usually a drawing of said person dont bring it up or he will proceed to eat said drawings

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How would the 2Ps react having some hyperactive childish teenage boy, whom is their neighbor, always hanging with them no matter how they think of him and he suddenly calls them 'Daddy' (not in a sexual kinky way, but in a platonic way), but soon find out that he doesn't have a good father figure around his life and the 2Ps are somehow the closest thing he has a father figure?

(Omg this ask- its adorable. May gods bless u anon)

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➖2pAmerica/ Al: A kid always hanging around with Al? Al doesn’t like him to stick around since he always gets himself into trouble, and everyone sees Al as the “bad influence”. Yet he thinks of the child as his own little brother. When the kid says “Daddy,” he would tease the kid, not taking it seriously. The moment he learns the truth, welp Al Iis gonna take a kid under his wing. He asks Oliver for guidance  but refuses to let Oliver take away the kid. Guess Al is a father now.

➖2pCanada/ Matt: He’s not good with children due to his silence, but he’d let the kid hang around. Matt has to remind Kuma many times that the kid isn’t food. He would freeze up when the kid said, “Daddy,” and ignore it. Though when he learns the truth, this kid somehow has a new room in his cabin but let the kid decide where he wants to live. Doesn’t wanna deal with his father, and slowly let the kid into his life. Next thing you know, he’s the one signing the kid’s parents permissions and brings the kid to whatever family event Oliver hosts.

➖2pFrance/ François: “What are children?” Oh boy, he would not like this kid to stick around. He already fucked up when he “raised” Matt. Would definitely stop smoking when the kid is around,,, which is always. So he’s gonna be more grumpy. Would have an “Oh shit” moment when the kid says, “Daddy.” He would take him to Oliver when he learns about the kid’s father. If the kid is stubborn on staying, would live with Oliver since he still can’t get over the fact how he is the better father figure.

➖2pEngland/ Oliver: He would adore the kid, already spoiling him and treating as his own child. It’s no shock to anyone when the kid calls him, “Daddy.” Except Oliver is thrilled, you could see his eyes light up. Though when he learns about the kid’s father,,, wait why does Oliver have adoption papers- whaat the fuck im not even done writing- okay the kid is now adopted. This guy calls everyone about his new son, and spoils the kid rotten.

➖2pChina/ Xiao: A hyper kid + hyper older kid (lets be real, Xiao ain’t an adult) = disaster. He wouldn’t do drugs when the kid is around, but if the kid drops by unexpectedly,,, someone take Xiao away from the child. When the kid calls him, “Daddy,” he would not let it down, though prefers if the kid calls him brother as “father” makes him sound like an old man. When he learns about the kid’s father, he would be so conflicted on what to do. He is not ready for a kid. Would call Kuro for help, and welcome the kid with open arms he is screAMING inside

➖2pRussia/ Viktor: He is not good with children, and very concerned how the kid’s parents let the kid stay over when its fuckin 1 am. Starts teaching kid random knowledge and suddenly a child knows the basics of physics w h at the fuck- Though when Viktor hears the word, “Daddy,” he is shook. He did not expect this, and asks the kid if he truly feels that way. Finally believes the kid when he learns about his father, and would be conflicted. This kid melted his ice-heart, and consults the father for his adoption. If the father says no, then let the kid stay at his home for however long.

➖2pGermany/ Lutz: He and the kid would definitely click. Loves messing around with kids, but never consider having one. So that being said, he wants to cry out of happiness and fear when the kid calls him, “Daddy.” Would joke around and acts more father-like, but took him days to figure out how the kid’s father isn’t parent material. Definitely let the kid stay until the someone notices, and gets yelled by Luciano when he brought the kid to a country meeting.

➖2pPrussia/ Gilen: *Flashbacks to raising Lutz*. Fragile boi is confused on why the kid hangs out with him. Would be a concerned Mother Hen, always panicking if this hyper kid got into DangerousActivites™ like crossing the street. When the kid says, “Daddy,” he would start crying out of happiness. Always think he fails as a big brother, but now this kid thinks of him as a father figure? He would gladly accept. When he learns about the kid’s father, would be scared to talk to the father about letting the kid stay over. Pretty quiet about having a newly adopted kid at this house, so never gets caught and the kid lives a happy life.

➖2pAustria/ Roland: Why the kid sticks around with him, no one knows, but everyone is concerned. This kid would have a nocturnal sleeping schedule, and Roland would try to kick the kid out of his house whenever Roland is practicing black magic. Keyword: try. Roland’s house almost blew up when the kid calls Roland, “Daddy,” and Roland almost dropped a magic bottle lmAO RIP. He would be so fucking cocky and feel proud that the kid thinks of him as a father figure. Doesn’t even consider the kid’s actual father as he illegally adopts the kid. Though when he learns about the kid’s father, would place a curse on the guy for “not taking good care of his favorite henchmen”

➖2pItaly/ Luciano: Luciano would try so hard to scare the kid away. Yet doesn’t actually harm him, more so twirling knife and tries to look intimidating, but lmao this only makes the kid be more interested. Does not know how the kid gets past security, but is paranoid about the kid getting hurt cuz of his enemies. Hearing, “Daddy,” from the kid, Luciano would flip out on the inside and thinks it’s a joke. He let the kid stay overnight but contacts his father. When he learns about the kid’s shitty dad, welp Luciano hires a nanny to help take care of the kid. Lowkey trains the kid like he’s going to inherit the mafia.

➖2pRomano/ Flavio: Would allow the kid to hang out, even let him assist in his fashion industry. When the kid calls him, “Daddy,” he would be so happy but prefers the kid to call him brother. Calls Luciano to tell how he has a new brother, definitely changing the kid’s clothing so fast. Learning about the kid’s father, welp Flavio now has a new room installed in his apartment. Would try to keep the kid away from his dad since he didn’t speak to him about this adoption.

➖2pJapan/ Kuro: God, Kuro would try to ignore the kid when he starts hanging out. Overtime starts to tolerate the kid, and hides all his hentai. Would question where the kid’s father is, and chokes on his tea when the kid calls him, “Daddy.” Looks at the kid with judging eyes, “Nani?”. Very scared and contacts the kid’s father, and learning about the kid’s father, would sigh and take responsibility. Gets adoption papers as well, not even consulting the kid’s father.

➖2pSpain/ Andrés: Andrés refuses to let the kid worm their way into his life- ah fuck too late. He would grumpily let the kid hang around, overtime tolerating the kid more and more. When he hears the kid call him, “Daddy,”,,, Andrés would say “Fuck”. Now he has to take care of a kid, great. Surprisingly really chill about it, and has experience when raising Flavio. Has moments where he wants to pull his hair out from the kid’s hyper energy, but learning about the kid’s father, would quickly adopt the kid. Try his best to not let everyone know, gotta keep his ColdHeart™ reputation.

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『2Ps invited for dinner with S/O's family, when S/O asks, "Daddy can you pass the salt?" Both and 2p stand up』

(Wrote this from a confusion for my first ask) ーーーーー ➖2pAmerica/ Al: “Fuck.” Al would give a sheepish chuckle, point finger guns at S/O’s dad, and proceed to walk out while still pointing finger guns. Managed to knock over a vase too. The moment he’s at the door, boi would ruN. Poor Al tries to avoid any contact of S/O’s family from now on. ➖2pCanada/ Matt: “Is thAT A BEAR I SEE” There’s no window at the dining room. But that doesn’t stop Matt from claiming he has to protect them. Matt tries to distract S/O’s dad, and says he is an expert at wrestling bears.This is how the man escapes. The whole family is now more concerned about the s/o’s boyfriend. ➖2pFrance/ François: “I swear the sex is safe” Does not make things better at all. He can no longer keep the act of VirginBoy™. The s/o had to shush François and excuse themselves, both leaving a very furious dad. It took months for François to gain back the family’s trust ➖2pEngland/ Oliver: “o-oh dear, I- um- ” *passes salt to the father* “H-here you go!” Oliver tries to act like a gentleman and “help” the dad on passing the salt. S/O’s father grabbed it, and broke the salt holder for intimidation. Oliver almost passed out of fear at that point. ➖2pChina/ Xiao: out of fear and panic, this man daBS “She said dabbing right?” Poor Xiao, trying to play it off. Doesn’t have enough charm skills to trick S/O’s father, resulting to Xiao receiving a glare.

Dinner continues but with very high tension. ➖2pRussia/ Viktor: “Ah” Viktor, Viktor, Viktor,,, This gentle giant would freeze, completely towering over S/O’s father. Tries to think of a MatureExplanation™, but can only think of, “I didn’t heard her correctly.” Manages to sit down and dinner continues, but the judging eyes of S/O’s father never left Viktor Viktor immediately left the house when dinner was finished. Now searching up ways on how to fix this. He is still shook. ➖2pGermany/ Lutz: “haha oh whoops I thought she meant me- oh” Takes Lutz a couple of seconds to realize how fucked he was. Knowing he can’t back out, Lutz grabs S/O’s hand and boOKS IT. He shouts “Thanks for the food!” And jumps through a window. S/O doesn’t follow, just sighs. Lutz had to fix the window, and banned from entering S/O’s house for weeks. ➖2pPrussia/ Gilen: “I- um- this- I- SirIAmSoSorry” Starts apologizing profusely that even S/O’s father is concerned. This precious boy manages to pull it off with his apologies, also the fact he almost started crying. Gilen is still accepted into the family, they appreciate his honesty. Smh other 2Ps should take notes. ➖2pAustria/ Roland: “I’m sure your daughter asked for me-” “roLAND” Pray for the S/O, not Roland. He already dug his grave at that point. A smirk still not leaving his face even when kicked out of the house. Suffice to say, he was never invited again. ➖2pItaly/ Luciano: “Oh I though she said Luci?” Have you ever seems a man act so smooth that you can sense desperation? That’s Luciano. Tries to play it off, but every suspicious father never let their guard down. Luciano proceeds to suck the family’s ass whenever he can. Complimenting the food and even the walls. Someone help him. They let Luciano stay for the sake of shutting him up. ➖2pRomano/ Flavio: “I must misheard! I thought S/O meant- um- Have I ever told you how your outfit is amazing?” Similar to his brother, he tries to be smooth. And change the topic. His knees gave out under the stare of S/O’s father

Flavio still hasn’t resurfaced from under the table. S/O’s father is not impressed. ➖2pJapan/ Kuro: “Ah, I forgot daddy meant father” Pretends that he hasn’t fully learned English. Lmao why you always lyin’ . S/O also tried to convince her father that Kuro hasn’t fully know English.

Kuro’s politeness throughout dinner saved him, but S/O’s father is curious on how Kuro mistook daddy for the word “Friend". Lmao who am I kidding, no one believed that lie. ➖2pSpain/ Andrés: proceeds to grab the salt, pass it, and sit down Andrés gives no fuck at that point. Continues to eat his meal while trying his best not to swear under the glare of S/O’s father. S/O is covering her face and wants to disappear right there.

After the silent meal, Andrés and S/O’s father exchanged handshakes. Andrés’s hand broke as bones cracking can be heard.

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2p's daughter brought her boyfriend to dinner, everything was going on fine, until their daughter said "daddy can you pass the salt?" when he reaches to salt to give it to her, her boyfriend reaches to the salt too at the same moment. There is dead silence. How would they react?

➖2pAmerica/ Al: “Boi”S/O’s boyfriend better start praying. Al definitely kicks him out by taking out his trusty old bat. Al’s daughter has to hold him back if she wants her boyfriend to make it out alive. After that, Al makes his daughter tell him everything that went down, especially if they used a condom. ➖2pCanada/ Matt: proceeds to call for Kuma to chase the boy out of the house It doesn’t matter if the house is in the middle of the woods, S/O’s boyfriend has to run through the woods if he wants to be alive. Matt’s daughter better have a PowerPoint ready oh why he shouldn’t kill his daughter’s boyfriend. ➖2pFrance/ François: "How long were you two having sex?”Surprisingly the most chill. Wants to know if his daughter is doing sex safely, and asks both of them questions. His glare hasn’t softened for both his daughter and boyfriend.After all that, he takes the salt and passes it to his daughter. Dinner is awkward af.➖2pEngland/ Oliver: “I’m sorry you wot m8” He is looking at S/O’s boyfriend with an intense stare, not believing how his innocent daughter is with this man. Makes S/O go to her room, leaving only the boyfriend alone. Oliver’s smile doesn’t falter, making sure to scare S/O’s boyfriend as he drills questions. ➖2pChina/ Xiao: “*insert list of all Chinese curses*”This old man would fliP. His daughter doing all of thAT?? Would not approve of S/O’s boyfriend, even asking “WHATS NEXT?? PREGNANCY?? IM TOO YOUNG TO HAVE GRANDCHILDREN” His daughter calmed him down, while the boyfriend makes an escape. Smart boy. ➖2pRussia/ Viktor: “So this is your relation to my daughter.” Not even a question, but a disapproving statement. Already made up his mind that his daughter will no longer be seeing that boy, which is why he kicks him out of the house. Will take years for daughter’s boyfriend to even gain his approval. ➖2pGermany/ Lutz: *lauGHS*When daughter’s boyfriend try to leave, laughter stop and SeriousLutz™ takes over. Definitely asks for aLL the details, making sure to embarrass both his daughter and her boyfriend. Dinner continues per usual, but Lutz makes sure that his daughter knows who’s the true daddy. ➖2pPrussia/ Gilen: “I-I’m sorry?”Hohoho Gilen is shaking cuz he is not used to confronting people. Yet he goes on a full explanation on how his daughter should be treated properlyHis glare is the scariest thing his daughter ever sees. Never anger a Teutonic Knight.➖2pAustria/ Roland: “Run”

Is the only warning Roland gives, and proceeds to send vengeful spirits after the boy. Laughs the whole time cause Roland thinks his daughter’s boyfriend did it on purpose. Takes all the daughter’s strength to make Roland stop and be merciful. ➖2pItaly/ Luciano: “Give me one reason why I shouldn’t kill you right now”Goes to angry route, already have knives in his hand. Waits for one second and throws one near his face as a warning. Ends up with the boyfriend running away, and an angry Luciano yelling to never come back. ➖2pRomano/ Flavio: “oH HONEY YOU DID NOT JUST-”Flavio would be very offending. Looking back and forth from his daughter to her boyfriend. He would be roasting his daughter’s boyfriend, not approving one bit.After he calmed down, the boyfriend would probably leave in fear while Flavio gives his daughter a huge lecture. Probably grounding them as well.   ➖2pJapan/ Kuro: “I see…”

Kuro does not approve. He would proceed to ask the boy what his katana is for. His monotone face changes when he glares, almost enough to make his daughter’s boyfriend piss his pants. When the boy runs out of fear, Kuro looks at his daughter and grounds her for till college. Even if she’s in/ out of college, still grounded.

➖2pSpain/ Andrés: “. . .”The silence is deafening. Andrés just sighs and rubs his temple, before reaching under his chair and whiPS OUT AN AXE. His daughter has to help her boyfriend escape.

When Andrés calms down, he looks at his daughter and demands every single detail between her and her boyfriend.

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『2P Japan Headcanons』

➖Boi is the reserved anime character who’s glasses glints 24/7 ➖Has the knowledge of one too, mostly tries to be smart in e v e r y subject ➖Always waiting for the moment to show off his smarts ➖Very reserved, but find somewhere private with him then he’ll talk ➖Very blunt ➖"Let’s fuck” “KuRo” ➖Similar to his 1p, obsessed with anime ➖Secretly cosplays too ➖Almost got caught by Xiao near the KPOP area ➖Draws hentai for profit ➖Honestly carries around a Katana cuz it makes him look cool ➖Wears his cape to maintain the VillianAsthetic™ ➖Very perverted but awkward at romance, help him ➖Boy also awkward at social interaction ➖Mostly the reason he is quiet ➖VERY opinionated, disagrees with Al a lot ➖Also rides a cool motorcycle ➖One day arrived to meeting’s parking lot on a motorcycle ➖His capes flow majestically ➖Some say they can see pink cherry petals around him when he rides the motorcycle ➖Can see ghosts and respects them ➖When Roland came over to his house, almost punched him when Roland scared a young ghost girl ➖Secretly watches Korean drama with Xiao ➖His bluntness makes him more savage ➖Very polite but don’t confuse that for kindness ➖Tries to be kind around children. Keyword: tries ➖Says he hates his friends, but hurt them and your existence will one day magically disappear ➖Went to an American diner once ➖"Where’s the rice on the menu?“ "Sir, we don’t have any rice” ➖Never went to an American diner again ➖Is one of the chill 2p’s, and scoffs at weaboos despite being one

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2PAsaKiku

2PEngland: Educate me on something I don’t know, Kuro~

2PJapan: The mouth of a Jellyfish is also an anus.

2PEngland: Stop

Based on this post: http://akaconfirmance.com/post/162565116779/smart-is-attractive

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『2P England Headcanons』

➖Sugar, spice and everything n i c e ➖haha who am I kidding ➖Poor soul can’t eat spices, salt is enough of a spice for him ➖Actually runs a bakery in a small town ➖Moves around when locals get suspicious on why he hasn’t aged ➖Always tries to maintain pastel aesthetic ➖Had a pastel goth phase ➖Was it a phase? Oliver why do you still keep those flowerhead with horns ➖Can be very passive aggressive ➖"Oh do pardon me, but I couldn’t hear your insult over that horrid face of yours~“ ➖Great friends with Flavio and roast people together in secret ➖Also a better gentleman and lady than his 1p and 1p’s nyo ➖Keeps a garden with pretty flowers and fresh vegetables ➖also poisonous plants :) ➖Despite being a cannibal, also sells other organs on black market ➖Gotta pay for them cooking utensils ➖Only reason why he throws knives accurately cause he can’t run for s h i t ➖so he aims for the legs ➖weak baby ain’t so weak, seeing how he has to carry the bodies back and forth ➖Still is the weakest in the FACE family ➖Hosts tea parties for fairies and any children that are interested to come ➖ADORES children and is amazing with them ➖Wins the moms’ hearts easily with this ➖Doesn’t even notice, is used to being the MomFriend™ ➖Gossips with fairies ➖Used to be a frequent magic user, but now uses magic rarely ➖unless a kid doesn’t believe in magic ➖then proceeds to take his pet cat, Cupcake, right out of his sleeve ➖Cupcake is not amused ➖Is a good soul honestly,,, compared to the other 2ps that is

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『2P's Meeting (Pt. 2)』

➖Matt almost forgot about the meeting. He was in some CanadianWoods™, chopping logs in half like a true flannel-wearing Lumberjack. Knowing that he won’t make it in time, he had to improvise.

Screams can be heard in the meeting room as a polar bear barged through the door, Matt riding on top.

➖Al and Xiao are both running down the hallway. Neither wanted to have knives thrown by Luciano for “tardiness”. But if one is more late than the other, then that person would get more knifes. The race for their safety has begun

Will Xiao’s tiny legs beat Al? Will Al outrun Xiao, who is the master of running away from responsibilities ?

Both were ran over by a white blur, faintly seeing Matt’s face riding whatever ran them over

They were 3 minutes late, slamming open the door. Both eyes are glaring at a smug Matt. Those eyes widened as a knife flew past in between them.

➖Lutz finally walked through the door, hair in a mess. Another knife was thrown, this time almost hitting his crotch.

His soul left his body.

➖Flavio and Andrés took their sweet ass time. Lmao who am I kidding, it was Flavio who’s taking his time.

Flavio is strutting down the hallway, a cup of Starbucks in one hand. Meanwhile Andrés doesn’t even want to attend the meeting.

Legend says you can see marks on the floor as Andrés body was dragged by Flavio, whose other hand was clutching Andrés’s shirt collar.

Flavio opens the door as glitter falls around. No one knows who threw the glitter, not even Flavio.

➖Roland wanted to have the best entrance, and didn’t care if he was late or not.

The lights in the meeting room were turned off. You can hear Gilen sighing, knowing what’s coming.

Doors opened as heavy music blaRES into the room. Rays of red and yellow light streamed through the door as Ronald waltz through, a shit eating grin on his face.

When the music stopped and lights were turned back on, Luciano’s sarcastic clap echoed through the room.

Tough crowd.