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A LITTLE uPDATE FOR YOu AFTER WE HAVE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG.

Did you guys like die or something? or just murdering clowns or something, or what?

I am now Caliborn - cynicalsleeper

Good evening Mister Caliborn. I see you've been cranky while I was gone, even impulsively angry at times. I am curious though... why are you so angry at the world around you? Just cause or some other reason you have yet to tell or show us? - athlon2736

Hello again Mr. Caliborn sir! I have another question for today! What is your wall paper on your desktop? Apparently it might be... interesting... - morgan1yam

So, I hear you like Mudkips? - infinitydreamer

What's your favourite animal?

Do you like squiddles at all? Do you even know what they are? - astrolotion8

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IT HAS BEEN A FEW DAYS SINCE MY LAST POST BuT HERE ARE THE MOST RECENT QuESTIONS TO SATISFY YOu FUCKERS.

Sooooooo about your really feminine eyelashes; are they fake, or were you just cali-BORN with them? hahahahaaa.... (your probably gonna kill me now but it was SO worth it) - meowsee9

you ever heard of hearts boxcars? what do you think of him?

Hello, I was wondering what do you think of the human Dirk, and also what are with all the statues outside your home

Hello Mr. Caliborn. What is your favorite natural disaster? - morgan1yam

Calliope Calliope Calliope! - dreatron

What is your opinion of these marvelous blobs of fat on this human girls chest? - dnaizebraboobappreciationblog

Can you sing for us?

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ENDED uP OVERSLEEPING YESTERDAY. LOTS OF QuESTIONS TODAY.

Have you ever seen Saw? I think you and Jigsaw would get on rather well! - dreatron

Hola señor, me preguntaba... ¿Sólo habla usted inglés? ¿Sé que su nombre es "Señor inglés" Pero por qué no "SEÑOR español"! un nombre mucho más mejor, no?

hello there, mr. caliborn. I rather enjoy your laugh~ - lemonsnoutwasframed

All right ladies! The kitten-whispers and tickle fights stop now! It's make your mamas proud time!

Heyyy Cali~ ;) Do you have passionate caliginous feelings for your "sister"~?

Could you tell us a little bit about Cherub culture? - cynicalsleeper

jUst...why, "brother"? why do yoU insist on being sUch an insolent piece of Utter trash? yoUr endless tenacity for yoUr disgUsting behavioUr never ceases to amaze me! - betterwitch askcallivoice <-- WORTHLESS GuTTER SLIME

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WHY THE FuCK DO YOu PEOPLE KEEP ASKING THINGS?!:

Hey Caliborn, I wrote a fanfic in which you and Dirk totally get it on. I'm not talking about hand holding. I'm talking about sweaty passionate love thrusting deep into each others nook holes. What do you think about that?

Yo Cali, my man, I think that pirate dawg was actually skin about what chu think about us anon bros. So, whats the answer bro?

Puppies or kittens?

You seem so angry. Are you in need of a hug?

Is your expertise at games limited to only Chess and murder puzzles? Do you play any other games? Have you ever played a game that infuriated you so much that you had to 'rage quit' it? - cynicalsleeper

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TODAY'S SET OF QuESTIONS:

Hey Mr. Lord Caliborn Sir! If you were forced to pick a favorite color, what would it be? - morgan1yam

so, what do you sound like when you are sensually whispering into peoples' ears? - endlessconsideration **NOTE: YOu MAY WANT TO TuRN YOuR VOLuME DOWN IMMEDIATELY

Do you know about or play Pokemon? If so, what's your favourite?

I humbly ask that you forgive me of my transgressions my good and pleasant lord. - athlon2736

A'ight ye scuuuuuurvy dog!! Climb the mainsail, hoist the anchor, get me me booze and rum and tell me what ye think a these gray folk ya pup!

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FIRST POST. I HOPE THIS KEEPS MY "SISTER" HAPPY. HERE ARE THE QuESTIONS:

Can we play a game? - cynicalsleeper

Drawn anything lately? Tell us in explicit detail exactly what please.

What do you seek in a significant other?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

If you had to choose one, would you rather eat meat or candy?

Why can't you be polite like your 'sister'? - athlon2736

So you and your "sister", were you born sharing the same body, or did it happen to you after birth? - iner22

Caliborn...Where are the bitches at?! D: - faytdarkblade