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-squints- ... Weren't you the guy yelling about Cerberus down in the wards?

ask-conrad-verner replied to your post: —Oh, jesus fucking christ. An...

I do! Why do you- OH MY GOODNESS!

(She just gives him an 'are you stupid look', continuing to ruin what was a perfectly fine white towel with all that blood.)

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Who knew waking up after sex could feel so..

Invigorating.

ask-conrad-verner replied to your post: …Y’know what I ain’t had in a while? Krogan. ... …What do you mean?

...what do you mean what do I mean? What do you think I mean?

Any attempts to make me wear pants will be ignored.

ask-conrad-verner replied to your post: [flops down on Jasper's bed]

Almost… [rolls over to his side and smiles over at Jasper] A little better now.

Glad you're comfy.

[flops down on Jasper's bed]

Comfy, dear?

ask-conrad-verner replied to your post: ...

I’ve been great, thanks! I’ve been working really hard, though probably not as hard as you!

I highly doubt it... I've been lounging around and enjoying a vacation.

-He chuckled.-

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