#askedge

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Red and Edge 💭 + 🐱 ? I think cats are pawsitively adorable but what're both your thoughts?~

Red pulls a face. He’s more of a dog person. 

Edge can’t hold back a proud smile. “THEY ARE FEIRCESOME BEASTS WRAPPED INTO A MANAGEABLE SIZE THAT LANDLORDS ALLOW INDOORS. THEY’RE PERFECT! I HAVE TWO!

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💭 to edgy bb : whaddya think about trap remix of classical music ?? i can only listen to that rn i love it so much tbh -B☆

Edge pulls up youtube and searches the genre. The first link he tries is Beethoven’s 5th Symphony remix. 

His face goes from neutral to…. more neutral. He’s not phased, but it’s not something he’d listen to on the regular, or dance to.

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💭 to edgy bb : bread ?? like all the bread, what do you think about all the different kinda bread there is, there's so many different it's just like "wrow" ?? 👀 (i had to ask. i'm french. uwu xD) -B☆

“BREAD IS ONLY ACCEPTABLE IF MADE PROPERLY. ANY KIND IS SUFFICIENT, SO LONG AS IT’S NOT FROM A BOX OR A MACHINE.” He huffs.

DS is giving B a sly look from behind him. 

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💭+tweaking for Red and Edge please?

“…. WHAT?” Edge, immediately assuming a slang term as opposed to the actual definition, turns to his brother. “WHAT DO THEY MEAN?”

Red raises a brow. * like what? crystal? you ain’t getting any a’ that over here. scram, kid. He’s not in the mood for reliving his past.

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He's referring to dat ass, uncle Edge ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

YOU MEAN THE ONE I’M ABOUT TO KICK?

AND STOP CALLING ME UNCLE!!!!

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i wanna be yeeted out o the room too jsjdkdjf yes hewwo -B☆

Red laughs and goes to grab you - already calculating his trajectory. But at the last second, he’s pulled back by his hood and your cat-monster self is wrapped up in the tall cat-adoring monster’s arms. You aren’t being thrown anywhere as long as you’ve got a tail and meow.

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Edge: How's Doomfang? Red: Please by the stars tell me DS has photographic proof of you smiting that disgusting sob? Prussic: i got nothing to ask ya... lol seeing as i dont know much about ya handsome. BC: omg you are too cute for words, can i hug you?

Edge: DOOMFANGER. SHE IS WONDERFUL. KEEPS AWAY THOSE WRETCHED DOGS.

Red: * ya mean @skelltales ‘s motherfucker? nah. don’t think anyone’d want those pictures.

Prussic: Let's fix that. He pats the bar in front of him.

BC: A light blush creeps onto his face. * uh, sure!

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When you realize that BC IS SO CUTE. WHICH IN THURN MEANS THAT RED IS CUTE TOO!!! ❤️ Love you both ;) *CANT FORGET ABOUT MY FIRST LOVE THOUGH, I LOVE YOU EDGE!!! ❤️ *

BC gives you a kind smile, Red gives you a wink, and Edge beams. 

SEE? TOLD YOU I WAS SUPERIOR.