#askelthesecuritygaurd

[irritableteadrinkersarchive]

O_O

   Simon had hoped the staff showers would stay quiet and empty. He hated showering around others. In fact, he down right refused to. He was that self conscious about his body. Moving away from the showers with towel in hand - ruffling his hair dry, Simon was about to open his locker to retrieve a fresh uniform when he noticed El to one side. 

   At this point the Guard froze; unsure of what to do. Considering he was standing butt naked in front of the other. And so, he kind of acted on impulse. The towel he had been using the dry himself off was now flying across the room to smack right into El’s face. “What the bloody ‘eck! Why.. are you here?!”

   Well this is a staff shower… Simon should have expected someone else to come by at some point. Maybe he should have used that towel to cover himself up rather then to attack staff members with. Not the smartest move…

[ferdinandbahr]

in conclusion: the warden is toll, ferdinand is smol, and el is smollest.

[ferdinandbahr]

what does ferdinand, el, and the warden all have in common ?

they’re all smol

[irritableteadrinkersarchive]

sorrynotsorry

Name: Elliot Decree

Age: 24

How well do we know each other?: Well-we’re coworkers. So moderate acquaintances.

Do you have a pet name for me?: No…

Do I have a pet name for you?: Not that I know of.

Are you attracted to me?: …Yeah probably.

Why do you want to marry me?: Cause ya seem like a chill dude and probably would be a good husband

Big wedding or Small wedding?: I’d prefer small but it’s whatever

Do you see children in our future?: We can adopt if ya want

“I am made of husband material I’m told. My t-shirt says so.”

[mxrkoff-archive-blog]

“Hello? Is anyone down here?!”

Leo remained quiet for a second before eventually speaking up. He wasn’t exactly ready to makefriends with people he meets inthe dark basement. “Yes- someone is down here-” 

[mcuntainbcrn]

@askelthesecuritygaurd cont. from here: [x]

Maggie had to bite back a derisive snort at the proposition - team up with this overly emotional idiot? “Pass.” she muttered flatly, keeping her voice soft as she slunk around him and scanned the exit for any stragglers, and thankfully there were none.

After some observation she had learned that the walking dead couldn’t see for shit and primarily relied on their sense of smell and hearing to corner and consume their prey - she had the scent part dealt with, covered in a fine layer of viscera from their leftovers, and she was quiet enough on her own to avoid detection in terms of sound.

“I don’t do partnerships...they slow you down...not too mention, you’re too clean - you’d give away my location in a heartbeat.” Maggie remarked softly as she continued to ease her way closer to the exit, “...not too mention...shaking hands...don’t make for straight shots.” she murmured, pointing behind herself at the man’s quaking appendages.

[gillmidfort]

“Do ya really think all omegas want to be fucked by ya? Sorry to break it to ya, but ya can fuck off.” ((to pierre maybe? if ya wanna))

A loud crashing sound was heard as the alpha gripped his throat and pinned him to the wall.”Listen here , little omega slut , We alphas are higher than you slutty creatures so shut your mouth or i shut it with something else..” A smirk was on his face.”And believe me , no one will care.” 

[gillmidfort]

"Yer so cute when yer flustered."

The small woman turned around quickly.”L-liar!”