"I swear if I found you locked up like that, I would free you while giving you twenty questions about how you got there in the first place and making sure you were not hurt."
"It all started with me playing frisbee on the beach with Tony. Say Hi Tony!”
"Kiss my a$$ ~ Translation ~ I’m sad"
"Hahaha Tony you old dog you!"
"Anyways we were playing frisbee on the beach and… It was bright and sandy. Suddenly the clouds fill the sky and they were rolling and spinning it looked like a hurricane just blew in!"
"But no we were not that lucky. It was Tony’s arch nemesis Aozog! He flew in to attack and kill Tony!”
"Well you know I could not allow that to happen! I am the Hero of course!"
"So I pulled out my rocket launcher and I fired it at the spaceship. Hey did you know Earth’s weapons can’t put a dent into alien technology? Well I do now. I tried everything to no avail!"
"Before all was said and done Tony and I were trapped on the ship!"
"We both fought the evil aliens and were really kicking some a$$ They were getting scared and started to run from us"
"But Tony’s arch enemy was smarter than his crew. He gassed us with some sort of chemical agent and knocked us out. Next thing I knew we woke up here."
"Or it could have been the fact that Tony told me he would give me a cheeseburger if I let him lock me up for a little while…"