This wasn’t working the way he wanted. Either that was the sarcasm that so often eluded his notice or Crowley was actually enjoying it. No matter which it wasn’t achieving the results he desired.
So he stopped spraying and instead hit Crowley rather forcefully over the head with the bottle of holy water. It had a cross drawn on it in permanent marker. This might not really lend an effect to any overall head damage but he thought it was somewhat poetic.
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Sometimes, Crowley was sure he lost a few brain cells when attempting to flirt with the angel. Others? He was positive the angel lost the brain cells. Or celestial fairy dust. However they functioned. It didn’t particularly-- oi!
Angelic force to the cranium wasn’t particularly pleasant, but hell if he was going to stop now. “Sticks and stones may breaks my bones, darling - but whips and chains excite me~.” A languid grin curled his lips, and the King of Hell gave Castiel a wink.