#asks for ash!!

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California when he wanted to have a baby with Texas but for some reason adoption isn't an option:

LMAO WHY AM I BEING ATTACKED 😭

Jalifornia wherever I go….

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tfw i need to share that i fully believe that the other states call New York Rat Boy bc under his beanie he has rat ears

Florida going “Oh SHIT! A rat!!” Every time he walks into a room that New York is in

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Utah’s kids calling Nevada “tía Vada” is canon to me.

there’s no point to this ask I just wanted you to know.

Oh tia vada will ALWAYS be canon

And she takes pride in the title too, Utah will be like “Nevada-“

“AH! Thats Tía Vada in front of the kids!”

“…Tía Vada. Don’t teach my kids to gamble.”

“ITS A GOOD SKILL”

“THEY WERE RUNNING A GAMBLING RING OUT OF OUR HOUSE AND TAKING THEIR FRIENDS MONEY”

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all of the judges is my favorite because he radiates “I Am So Fucking Done With All Of You” and i like to think the reason he gets away with blatantly disrespecting gov the way he does is cause aotj outranks gov by a LOT. idk if this makes sense but yea i like judges

Just a guy who hates his coworkers I can’t even blame him. I’d have a legal crashout as well

Yeah they’re a real dude, fricking love that guy

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hihi hello ^^;

may i ask for your opinions (and maybe your hcs if possible) on minnesota x wisconsin?

(this is.. my first time sending an ask to you if this comes off as rude I'm so sorry D:)

Not rude at all!! Thank you for the ask

I love Minni and Sconnie. These two are some of the most passive, emphasis on aggressive, midwestern nice you’re gonna see. I’m talkin bout tag-teaming the complisults. The “At least you’re pretty,” right after one of them goes “Well, that’s certainly a different way of thinking.”

But Minnesota is genuinely nice. He take hospitality very serious and insists nobody be left out. Wisconsin is generally very laid back, and I think the two of them would be the homiest couple you could imagine.

I feel like Wisconsin would have this old but beloved armchair and it’s an unspoken rule that nobody but him is allowed to sit in it. Ohio did once and was silently not invited to the next couple get-togethers and meetings hosted by Wisconsin.

Minnesota famously loves to make food, but he very much pushes it with experimentation. After some too-many sickly stomachs, he finds taste-testers in scarcity. Wisconsin, prompted with a pack of beer, is the only one still willing to try his creations. It also helps he has a remarkably steely stomach.

Rooting for each other’s team if their own is out of the running. If it so happens that their team lost against the other’s, someone is sleeping on the couch.

Okay but also I like the idea of them going ive-fishing together. Idk it seems sweet

Thats about all I can think of rn, thanks again for asking :3

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Can you draw kid Cali trying to start a cult by recruiting NY and NJ? 🥺

I shall sure try!!

Lil California wants to aid them in building The Best Sandcastle Ever but he’s always been a bit bossy

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I saw wttt omegaverse and was summoned.

for bama hear me out: late presenting omega Alabama who just assumed he was a beta forever bc of it. Omega indi who’s in the Great Lakes polycule but also dates outside of it and when Alabama presents she’s actually HYPED bc she’s the only omega out of the GL and it means she’s always being babied and she wants someone to baby so bad, she takes such good care of bama during his first heat. Four days straight of cuddling and all his cravings and rewatches of all his favorite football games from over the years (also he gets to have a moment of realizing how fragile his masculinity is)

and maybe even if he’s got some other needs Indy can’t take care of at least she’s got other boyfriends who can help ;)

YES MORE OMEGA/OMEGA!! I was hoping I’d get the opinion of the leading authority on indibama! Thats actually so freaking cute, I’m thinking of Indi being told of Bama’s presenting and immediately thinking “I’m going to make sure he has the best first heat ever.”

Also Bama being like “wow I just thought your perfume was really strong or something,” turns out it was Indi’s scent he’s been scenting in his home.

Him being new to making a nest(he’s been showing nesting tendencies but nobody clocked it till now) so Indi guides him through it. Many praises for him, “Good Omega, making the most perfect nest!”

Bama might get a little overwhelmed by all the new things he has to learn about his body and instincts but he’s got the best partner to help him through it

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this has never occurred to me before, but crime scene cleaner New York

maybe he's illegally doing it and just cleaning up his own mess because it's *heavily implied* that he murdered someone and used their body as composting

Loll New York has definitely hid a body or two in his time we all know what he means by gardening. Gov just can’t be assed to care lol

New York is the resident cleaner of the states anytime somebody accidentally(sometimes maybe on purpose) makes a dead body, he’s the on they ask

Grumbling cause he finally found a comfortable way to lay down without feeling like a wasteaway and Maryland’s calling him cause “ok it’s not my fault but this guy was following me so I just opened my purse and-“ and pls don’t say another word no really please stop talking or I’ll burst a blood vessel yes I’m on my way