#asks for thea

[psalacanthea]

7, 17 and 37 for le Zyn

For the Tav asks found here! If u see this, send me one! :)

7. Attacked by a party member

The enemy's over there, you bumbling gillygaupus!

Hit me again and I'll make you wish you'd never slithered out of your mother's womb!

(whining) Ow~! What's wrong with you?

17. Looking in a mirror

Undisguised-

(annoyed) Yes, that's me. For the moment.

It's unfair I'm so gorgeous, don't you think?

Mmmwah! (excessive kissing noise)

Disguise Self'ed-

Do you like this nose? I'm not sure.

(chuckles) Oh, you beautiful, clever thing.

The face is good, but I'm still working on the backstory...

37. How would they respond to a player character prompting them with, "Tell me about yourself"?

Malice and Misfortune, you're so nosy. I'm a wandering bard, and since I enjoy making money, I try not to be drow while I'm doing it. Luckily, illusion's my specialty. And yes, I write all my own songs. Now, I don't see any coin forthcoming, so you can be on your way.

The sordid tale of my troubled past is for paying customers only, and you're far too poor to afford me.

if Tav pries

(cheerfully) Fuck along now, my sweet scandalmonger.

can be repeated, but with a new, worse insult each time

[shiredwarf]

So you don't know me, I've just been following you since hobbit days, so feel free to ignore or delete for any reason, especially if this is too personal. But I've thought about you every so often since you lost your dad and I remember once you said you tried to donate blood or platelets or something and couldn't. Today I did platelets for the first time (2 units!), and I dunno if this will like, mean anything to you, or again, be weirdly personal, but if it does, I kinda in a way sent it into the universe for your dad and patients like him.

hi anon, if you're at all comfortable with sending me a non-anon message, please do, I would love to send you a longer, private thank you and tell you exactly how much this means to me <3

I'm sorry for not responding right away yesterday, I was so overwhelmed you have no idea. Thank you so much for doing this and thinking of my dad and sending this message. I'm being serious when I say this fixed something in me that broke that day I couldn't give blood. You didn't know him, so no idea if this means anything, but my dad was a really, really good person and him being proud of you was the best feeling in the world. He would be so proud of what you did and the kindness you've shown <3 thank you <3

[shiredwarf]

Wait, I don't watch Supernatural. Is Dean STILL using formal you when refering to Cass???? DEAN!!??? He doesn't strike me as formal ANYTHING! I swear "sie" is the No Homo if German Dubbing -___-

i honestly don’t know, i’ve never watched it in german; really just making fun of german dubbing and how out of touch it often is ;)

[shiredwarf]

Crowley is so so soft for Aziraphale and also for children and I love him for it.

He's so soft for so much he just pretends otherwise! seriously though he's a literal demon from hell, fallen from grace, banished, cast out etc etc. and yet he's the only one who thinks about praying to God to spare humanity (and not just because he doesn't personally want to either die in the war or live under eternal hellish rule but because humanity doesn't deserve this!). He's worried about unicorns, innocent children, littering, he gives tiny hand signals to cars as a thank you for not running over his angle, he's literally risking his existence (twice) just to ask Aziraphale to come run away with him and then just abandons any plans of saving his own life when he thinks he's lost him :))))))))))))) He's so soft! But then you put Aziraphale next to him doing something utterly benign like eating or feeding ducks or fussing over his jacket and HE JUST FREAKING MELTS! and he's been doing that for millennia now!!! Always coming to his rescue, always so kind when it really matters, and always so aware that he likes Aziraphale much more than Aziraphale could ever like him given his nature but he sticks around anyway! THE SOFTEST  and don't even talk to me about Crowley's biggest fear: Aziraphale never talking to him again!!!!!!!!

[shiredwarf]

I loved how at literally no point is Aziraphale scared of Crowley (or vice versa). Like hes nervous, and awkward at first, but thats just Aziraphale, but even when Crowley slams him up against the wall and is hissing angrily right up in his face, hes completely unruffled, he knows Crowley would never hurt him. But the other angels come along and he is terrified of them and what they might do to him, but his so called "enemy" he trusts absolutely.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I saw a meta post about this the other day with a shot by shot analysis of Aziraphale body language in that scene and it's amazing! No defence reaction at all, relaxed hands, just gentle leaning back and letting his head rest against the wall while Crowley (after initially pushing him) then just presses against him. At no point in the entire show does Aziraphale believe (even for one second) Crowley would harm him. His face is basically just 'oh. this is new' and then he just FREAKING KEEPS LOOKING AT CROWLEY ALL GENTLY even when they're interrupted. A++ acting choices right there. (also interesting how Crowley, on the other hand, is afraid of Aziraphale. For one second there at the end when he raises his sword Crowley actually believes he's in danger)

[shiredwarf]

Oh God but the gentle way Crowley says "It burned down, remember" about the book shop, Aziraphale makes him so soft

AND IT DOESN’T JUST HAPPEN ONCE! When he first tells him, Crowley is so sincere and gentle he KNOWS how much the books and the shop mean to Aziraphale. SO FREAKING SOFT!

[shiredwarf]

Come to Germany I'll sham marry you

BUT I AM GERMAN!

[shiredwarf]

did u make ur themes? are they available for use? (esp ur ficrec page one, the one i use doesnt have the filter system, urs is amazing!)

Thank you & yes I did and I’m happy to upload the source code though bear in mind I haven’t updated in like... years so it’s not 100% up to date with current standards.Give me a couple of minutes to upload. I’ll reblog this post and add the link :)