Feb 9, 2022
It IS a good joke! 🤣
(referring to this post: x )
i know how to pick em.. and by that, I mean jokes.
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It IS a good joke! 🤣
(referring to this post: x )
i know how to pick em.. and by that, I mean jokes.
✆ (thea @ matt)
Name: Future Baby Mama
Ringtone: Take Your Time - Sam Hunt
Picture:
❝ i’m fine, let me see your face. ❞ (thea@matt)
“It’s nothing.” Matt said with a shake of his head. “Stop worrying about me. I’m worried about that gash.”
❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜ (thea@matt)
“That’s very rude of you. Just telling me you stole something and you’re never giving it back? Just so childish.” Maya said, smirk on his lips. “And my favorite hoodie too.”
“Why the fuck did you do that?” (shock/matt)
“Because I can. That’s why.” Matt said with a look of determination and pride. He smirked at Shock and raised a brow. “why are you so mad?”
‘ i heard that you like the bad girls, honey, is that true? ’ (thea@matt)
“Did you just call me honey?” Matt asked with a laugh. “I’m going to say this as nice as possible because I’m not trying to die, but you suck at this flirting thing. That is not a line you should ever use.” He teased.
✤ + matt & thea (for the ship meme)
who said i love you first? Thea
who laughs when the other trips? They both do but Matt laughs harder when Thea trips
who pays the bills? The pack splits bills
which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? Thea
who’s more clumsy? Neither really but if I had to pick, Thea
who checks their daily horoscope? Neither, that’s bullshiittttt
who sings louder in the car? Thea
who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? Matt
who is more up to date in pop culture? Matt
who insists on going to see the newest movies? Thea
who cries when the abused animal commercials come on? Both
who’s the lighter sleeper? Matt
who believes in ghosts? Both
who does the grocery shopping? Both
who updates their facebook status more often? Imma say neither
∞ (thea@matt)
If I Think They Are: Ugly || Plain || Alright || Cute || Freaking Adorable || Pretty || Beautiful || Hot || Stunning
If I Would Go On A Date With Them: Not even if we were the last two one earth || No || Maybe || Eh….Sure || Yes || WILL YOU MARRY ME
If I Trust Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || With My Life
If I Care About Them: Not At All || Not Really || Kind of || Yes || Deeply
If I Would Sleep With Them: Not Enough Alcohol in the World || No || Maybe if I were wasted || Maybe || Eh…Sure || Yes || TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF NOW!
My Comfort Level With Your Muse: Keep a Distance || Okay You Can Stand There, But Don’t Touch Me || Let’s Get Coffee and Talk || Let’s Cuddle || I Can Change In Front of You || Let’s Take a Bath Together
If I See You As: A Stranger || An Acquaintance || A Friend || A Close Friend || My Best Friend || A Crush || The Love of My Life