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[[OUTGOING: S. NEVERMIND]]
One of Tanaka's hamsters hitchhiked into my shirt pocket. We're playing poker right now. Want a picture?
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Are you really that fond of Tanaka? You know, if you want to corner him, I could teach you how to play strip poker.
...Wait, I don't have any ulterior motives for thi
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[[OUTGOING: S. NEVERMIND]]
Sonia, stop replacing my BBC Sherlock DVDs with old drama video cassettes. I’m not afraid to mix up your occult magazines with Reader’s Digest volumes.
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[[OUTGOING: S. NEVERMIND]]
Thank you, Sonia.
...Don't ask me what I'm thanking you for. I just feel fortunate to have you as a friend. That's... all.
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[[OUTGOING: S. NEVERMIND]]
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