#asktexas

[asktheblindtexan]

Hi! My name is Miri, rep of Texas, and I’d really like to answer any questions you all have for me and my blind ass! Please ask anything you’d like!

[asktheblindtexan]

Of course Miri, but booze can't drown out your problems forever. *Mumfred is just trying to watch out for her*

Akdov engapmahc nobrub aliuqet

[asktheblindtexan]

*big Aztec man towers miri and picks up* *yeets the miri*

[asktheblindtexan]

Do you have tik tok

What’s tik tok???

[asktheblindtexan]

Miri. How've you been? It's been a while. *time for a vvv nice hug from Mumfred*

Hi papa! It’s good to see you! But to be honest..

I’m tired, I have a lot of emotional shit I need to get over,and I /need/ booze ..

[asktheblindtexan]

Miri is an angry lil chihuahua

//blind trash puppy uwu

[asktheblindtexan]

*aztec father catches the miri

Whomst the fucketh-

You wanna go guey??

I’ll gut you like a fish and make your family watch as I do it-

[asktheblindtexan]

Do you think about the times you could see?

Well...yes

Things felt vivid and warm back then

But about two hundred years without seeing anything will make anyone see memories as warm