#askthedrbros

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hey there dr mario, i been dealing with a sore throat for a few days, any tips for me to get better?

A sore throat eh? we’ll there are many different things you can do to get rid of it, there’s the usual cough drops which can help. Mints, lollipops or pretty much and kind of sucking candy can also alleviate the pain temporarily.

One of my favorite remedies for a sore throat is a pipping hot cup of tea, with a bit of lemon and honey mixed in.

Additionally you might also want to eat a some soup, you see a sore throat is often caused by a build up of mucus in the throat, eating hot meals and drinking hot beverages can help melt away that mucus.

HOWEVER, I advise you steer clear of dairy products, as they can help contribute to the problem by building up the mucus. of course this doesn’t mean you have to ditch dairy entirely, just try to eat (or drink) as little of it as possible while you have a sore throat.

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Breakfast is...not served, Featuring Galileo!

(Based on this tweet: https://twitter.com/NintenMessenger/status/838549820356837376)

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hello there im raikou, im from the legendary beast trio of the johto region of pokemon, i died as a jolteon in my past life but now im a legendary pokemon, how is this even possible?

Dr. Mario: Hmm…Reincarnation?Dr. Luigi: Mario, Let me handle this one.Dr. Mario: huh?Dr. Luigi: me and Professor Elm are old friends, my knowledge of Johto may surprise you.Dr. Mario: oh, well then by all mean, take the stage.

Dr. Luigi: if my research on Johto Mythology proves to be correct, I’d say your past life (and the past life of the two other legendary beasts) ended in the Burned Tower, on the night it earned it’s title, “The Burned Tower”. Now, while there is no 100% concrete evidence to back it up, there is a theory that you Entei, and Suicune were brought back to life when the mythical being Ho-oh saw the Tower in flames from his nearby domain of The Bell Tower, taking pity on the three of you, it used it’s powers to bring you back to life, in doing so however, you were not brought back as your normal selves but instead brought back as the three legendary beast you are today.

Dr. Luigi: now as to why Ho-oh didn’t simply bring you back as your original selves, nobody seems to know, perhaps it saw greatness in the three of you that couldn’t be achieved as a Jolteon, Flareon and Vaporeon.

Dr. Mario thinking to himself: (Holy crap there’s a legendary Pokemon standing in my office right now)

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why did you want to pursue a career in doctoring bros?

Dr. Mario: Because we couldn’t find any Doctors who specialized in Brothers.

Dr. Luigi: we’ve really cornered the market in our line of work

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I know you don't know much about Cobrats but my throat has been bothering me lately. It kinda burns and I'm not able to spit pellets like I usually do...

Dr. Mario: hm…now let me think, as you know Cobrat anatomy is not my strong suit but I’m sure I can figure this out.

it sounds like you have a mild case Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease, or in laymen’s terms: Acid Reflux, now of course that doesn’t entirely explain your sudden lack of pellet spiting…but then again I’m looking at this from the perspective of Human anatomy, for a Cobrat this is probably a normal side effect of acid reflux.

Then again, there is another possibility, if I’m not wrong I believe that Triclydes are a close relative of your species, and if my research shows correctly, they spit balls of fire apposed to the pellets that Cobrat’s spit. You wouldn’t happen to have any relatives whom are Triclydes, would you?

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Thank you for the great content you give us and being an amazing part of this community! I hope to keep seeing you around and seeing your wonderful art! Keep it up!! <3

Thank you so much Anon! that really means a lot to me.

I’m really sorry for my lack of activity these past two months, I’ve had a lot going on lately and haven’t had much time to check in and post stuff, so I”m really sorry if my presence in the community has been pretty small in 2017 so far, but I hope to change that.

I have been very busy with personal projects though so I can’ guarantee being around 100% of the time though, sorry.

I’ve been having trouble getting motivated for my projects which has caused them to take even longer to produce but it’s thanks to messages like yours that I’m getting motivated to work again, so thank you, I really do appreciate it.

I hope you have a wonderful day Anon, because you’ve certainly improved mine.

Here’s a quick Doc Doodle. :)

(it was just a quick doodle so I’m sorry if it’s not that great)

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I just realized.

Dr. Mario’s life is literally an episode of The Twilight Zone.

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hi there im alice angel from the new horror game called bendy and the ink machine. i have the wings and halo of a angel but i also have the horns and tail of a demon, how is this even possible?

Dr. Mario: Alice Angel? where have I heard your name before. *Dr. Mario rubs his chin a moment before snapping his fingers* that’s right, I remember now! you stared in a bunch of cartoons back in the thirties, with that weird little demon fella’ Bendy!

Oh, but as for your question, I’ve never seen an angle with horns or a tail before…I hate to jump to conclusions about people whom I’ve only just met, but your horns and tail have “fallen angel” written all over them…figuratively speaking that is. and if you know anything about fallen angels, they’re basically the same thing as Demons.

So whether you realize it or not, much like one of your fellow ‘Toon stars, you could be a demon yourself. and, as much as I legitimately hate to discriminate against anyone, I’d rather not be doing business with demons, I am sorry, but I’m sure there are plenty of other doctors who can see to you if you need some kind of medical attention.

I hope you can understand my reasoning Ma’am.