Jan 31, 2020
“Uhm... Stan? I think... I think these guys are still... here...”
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“Uhm... Stan? I think... I think these guys are still... here...”
Hi little red! How've you been?
“I’ve been, uhm... good... I got therapy tomorrow... again... I, uhm, I go every w-week... a-and- and- Star is doin real good, too...”
Russ! Stan! How are you guys?
“oh shit, so y’all are still here... goddamn. ya love to see it. i’m hanging in there myself, bro?”
“I’M DOING WELL! GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS AROUND STILL, IT’S BEEN, WHAT... A YEAR? YOUR PERSEVERANCE TO PEEP INTO OUR BORING LIVES IS COMMENDABLE!”
hi razz! you didn't know this but red is very self conscious about his appearance. you made him feel bad when you pointed it out
“Oh... okay. Sorry, Red.”
“I-It’s... o-okay... M’used to it... uhm... R...Razz?”
“That’s me! And Yeah okay! I’m used to people calling me names, too, so I get it. You shouldn’t let what people say get to you- humans are stupid, they don’t know better. Except Jessie... and maybe Sam... most of them are idiots, though!”
“R...Russel and Stan are... good. They don’t call me names... they th... think I’m... ‘cute’...”
“I think you look like a badass pirate! But, Like, in a really cool way, You know? You look like a cool pirate. You should get an eyepatch to play dress-up with or Something.”
“I... l-like playing dress-up...”
Would Red like it if I made him a cute little Jellyfish hat?
“Uhm... you don’t- you don’t have to d-do that...”
“It... sounds real- really warm...”
“hey, razz, that’s not cool, man.”
“What?”
“RASPBERRY THOMPSON!! APOLOGIZE! NOW!”
“Oh, Uh... sorry, Red...”
*sniffle*
Hmmmmm. Sorry for asking, but does Razz have autism? I mean, trouble with personal boundaries and social cues, remarks about one's appearance that are mean to be curious and neutral but come off as hurtful, compliments through niche interests, heck even showing empathy by relating to similar situations in his own life. It's just things that I recognize from my own life.
“Yeah, I’m Autistic! Just like Jessie, we’re Twins. That’s what Sam says all the time.”
“y’all are twinsies. the dynamic duo. yer both little stinkers.”
“IF ANYBODY IS STINKY, IT’S YOU, SAMUEL! YOU AND THAT PERPETUALLY UNWASHED HOODIE!!”
“oh no, they’re pullin out the full names on me, too. ‘n i’m not even wearing the hoodie in question”
Hey, Red, just want you to know- A) You are an adorable, precious bean and let no one tell you other wise, and B) there's mini-mini gummy bears and they're literally a third of the size of a usual gummy bear. They're ultra cute and ultra tasty (I make alcoholic snacks out of them shhhh).
“Ra-Razz, wh-what’s alcohol?”
“It’s what Human drink to get Even Dumber! Sam Drinks it Sometimes- he gets all Stupid. Hah! Not like he isn’t Already”
“i heard that ya little gremlin”
“DON’T GET ANY IDEAS, YOU TWO BITTIES! ALCOHOL IS DANGEROUS FOR YOU GUYS BECAUSE YOU’RE SO SMALL AND WEIGH SO LITTLE! NO ALCOHOL! AND ASIDE FROM THAT, IT’S BAD FOR YOU! IT CAN CONVINCE YOU TO DO REALLY DUMB AND REGRETTABLE THINGS!”
“jeez, the person was just offering some mini gummy bears, no need to go off on a tangent, bro.”