#askthelunaticprincess

[dreamerphoenix]

askthelunaticprincess said: [[ No these are all normal japanese preschoolers… EXCEPT ALL THE ANIME PROTAGONISTS ARE NORMAL KIDS HALF THE TIME D: ]]

[[Sato you accidentally became a teacher at Anime School, America Branch.

Oh god, you are teaching animes.

Next thing you know, one kid is throwing pokeballs and the kid next to him goes Super Saiyan and the girl on the corner uses her 3-D Maneuver Gear to escape from the classroom.]]

[dreamerphoenix]

askthelunaticprincess replied to your post: askthelunaticprincess said: [[ I don’t know but...

[[ The best part is I told the other teachers (with the spider bucket in my hands) and their faces were just “oh, right, he’s new" and they just laughed and stuff ]]

[[Sato, do you teach in a bounty hunter school or something, whAT THE HELL. Do they fight Yamata no Orochi on the way back home daily?

"Honey, did anything interesting happen today?" "Nah, just fought Robo-Hitler, as usual"]]

[dreamerphoenix]

imperishablephoenix replied to your post: [[In other news, I woke up even more sick today. ...

orz then i hope you get well soon dreamer. fight it fight it fight it

[[Oh it can try all it wants, it still is no match for my HOKUTO HAKUREI SHINKEN

askshameimaruikki replied to your post: [[In other news, I woke up even more sick today. ...

[[GO GET A MANLY CHICKEN SOUP WHILE YOU WATCH SOME MANLY ANIME AND LET THE MANLY TESTOSTERONE KICK THAT COLD’S NOT MANLY ASS OUT YOUR BODY.]]

  ARE YOU A DOCTOR. DID I EVER TELL YOU HOW I CURED MY MOTHER'S CANCER? BY KNOCKOUT.

askthelunaticprincess replied to your post: [[In other news, I woke up even more sick today. ...

[[ But but but I hope you feel better soon :< ]]

Many thanks! It's not like just a simple cold can put me out of commission, a tRUE KING FITS LIKE A DEMON AND GOVERNS LIKE A MESSIAH. AND DOESN'T DIE FROM COLDS.

askthelunaticprincess replied to your post: [[In other news, I woke up even more sick today. ...

[[ the final stages of possession by the youkai pc ]]

...Oh god. It's assimilating me by weakening my body so it can the take oVER MY MIND UNOPPOSED. HELP.

randomtengureporter replied to your post: [[In other news, I woke up even more sick today. ...

[[Orange juice, water, and rest! Kick its ass!]]

A True King doesn't get put down by a god damn cold. Time to break out the yoghurt for the sore throat and the copious amounts of liquid.]]

[dreamerphoenix]

askthelunaticprincess said: “…are those maid headdresses?”

[[Why, yes, the Mechahimes are instructed in all manners of waste disposal. Like humanity disposal. They tend to leave things spot clean.]]

[dreamerphoenix]

askthelunaticprincess said: [[ note how nowhere here it says “went to bed at a reasonable time :p ]]

[[YOU ARE NOT MY MOM, SATO. I WILL PILLAGE YOUR ROADS.]]

kanyathetengu said: [[We need to have Iron do another “Let’s Fail” with Irisu Syndrome!]]

[[Ok ok but let's be fair. I put Iron against that game precisely because I knew he'd suck at it. Because he made me do something similar a year ago. It's basically our definition of friendship: Riff on the other as much as possible and as ruthlessly as possible.]]

unmovinggreatlibrary said: The best part was the game deciding it had had enough of Iron’s shit and just giving up.

[[I honestly have seen many players give up on Demonophobia before. I had never seen Demonophobia give up on a player before. It was surreal.]]

[dreamerphoenix]

askthelunaticprincess said: [[ When do you think you’d be available anyway? I’d like to get to backsta- building libraries and stuff. You know. ]]

[[Not tonight, definitely. Hmmm... One of these days, though I am not sure which day exactly, since things come up routinely for me. We can set a date that isn't Sundays, Mondays or Thursdays/Fridays (depends on the week) and we can plan ahead!]]

[dreamerphoenix]

askthelunaticprincess said: [[That reminds me, we should continue our game with Zach at some point~ ]]

[[Man, definitely. We've been putting that off for a month or so now and we sort of went crazy with Hopeless Masquerade oops

I can't wait until I start renaming my cities to you-know-what~

One turn, you'll notice the military outpost "SILENCE THE VOICES" and the city of "STRIP THE FLESH" next to the capital of "SALT THE WOUNDS" and then nukes will dot the sky!

AND THEN THERE WERE NONE]]

[dreamerphoenix]

Mokou comes across a hardly recognizable fishing boat from an age long past, overturned and rotting away in the Bamboo Forest. There always were stories of a great wave crashing into Gensokyo, leaving the Bamboo Forest behind.

One of the phoenix’s favorite activities was to explore the massive forest that only she knew perfectly. Sure, she knew the place well enough already, but she would occasionally find a stray Inaba or something or someone spirited from the outside world.

But most importantly, the silence. Mokou learned to love the silence once the voices went away. Aah, the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, an impregnable, labyrinthine citadel of solitude and inner peace. Truthfully, there was nowhere else for Mokou to live.

On today’s stroll, however, the immortal found a lump of moss, rotting away wood, a former vessel that no doubt sustained a family with income from the fruits of the sea.

Moss is time itself taking shape, an emblem of causality and consequence. The years itself taking presence physically. Mokou would never have moss. Her body would never rot, it was something completely alien to her, but it never ceased to fascinate her and remind her of how much she has changed.

The girl that became an ember.

The ember that became a flame.

The flame that became a phoenix.

The phoenix that went out of control.

The berserk phoenix that regained control.

Her eyes were blood and her hair was bleached white as if she had shed her humanity completely. Mokou was completely different person.

One day, Keine asked Mokou:

“Why do you have such long hair? I could cut it for you.”

But Mokou refused. “It reminds me of the passage of time.”