#assbutt for ts

[sammyjusticewarrior]

maximus fallout is the biggest cutest fuckin himbo king ever ok dismembering deathclaws doesn't cut it bro needs to shout GO LONG and throw a football so far away

[sammyjusticewarrior]

I’m 29 today :)

[sammyjusticewarrior]

chip zdarsky hang out with real life progressive catholics instead of assuming they talk like american protestant televangelists challenge

[sammyjusticewarrior]

Happy 60th anniversary of the time JFK’s head Just Did That

[sammyjusticewarrior]

rich people will literally lock themselves in a watery little coffin with eric the engineering dropout and his dinky little x box controller like oh pog this is just like subnautica irl and then events will transpire in the MOST PREDICTABLE WAY

[sammyjusticewarrior]

do u think hobie brown calls him kilometres morales

because he’s anti-imperialist

[sammyjusticewarrior]

bad enough they exposed jensen’s tiny ass reality but downright rude of them to show off skinny little jack quaid’s robust cheeks in the exact same framing not even three minutes earlier

[sammyjusticewarrior]

daredevil walk of shame brodyquest when?????